Then I'll do it:
... hereby announces the following dividends, for which the ex-dividend date is September 11, 2025. The record date is September 12, 2025 and the payment date is October 07, 2025:
JPM US Equity Premium Income Active UCITS ETF - USD (dist) $JEPI (-0.88%) 0.1169$
JPM Global Equity Premium Income Active UCITS ETF - USD (dist) $JEGP (-0.16%) 0.1471
JPM Nasdaq Equity Premium Income Active UCITS ETF - USD (dist) IE000U9J8HX9 $JEPQ (-0.16%) 0.1795$
Could have been more but also less
