PresidentDonkey

@DonkeyInvestor

5H·

Is the Bitcoin bear market over?

By the end of 2025, I’ll have $BTC (-1.14%) triggered the bear market. What do you think? Should I slowly start the bull market again now? Or do you want prices to stay low a little longer?

🚀 Bull market. Now.

😂 Just a little more line dancing, please. I’m really in the zone right now, and the person across from me is really cute

♥️ Please feed the bears a little more so they get fat enough for hibernation and don’t have to die a cruel death

😭 That junk has to go. It has no intrinsic value. It doesn’t pay dividends. Bad for the environment. I’d rather set off fireworks on New Year’s Eve. Let it drop to zero

Let me know. I’ll make it happen for you.

Yours,

President Donkey 💋

PresidentDonkey

@DonkeyInvestor

8Mon·

Hello 👋 Bear market, next ATH 📈 2028/2029 ✴️

So folks, that's it for this $BTC (-1.14%) Halving. We will now move downwards in waves for the time being. New USD ATH then 2028/2029.

For 99.99% of altcoins it will be even bloodier 👍

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Daniel@Daniel1212

5H

I think that's enough for now... Let the cops go :D

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Endurance Life@MozartsGeist

5H

Dear Donkey, I'd love to keep buying a little more at these great prices. ♥️

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capital_captain_2693@capital_captain_2693

4H

@MozartsGeist Me too

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Jigglypuff@Jigglypuff

5H

♥️

(But sometimes 😭)

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Bruce💎🙌@HomoOeconomicus

4H

I've just gotten used to those fluffy bear little bastards. I'd love to keep feeding them so they're too lazy to keep working at the Bear Market 😄

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Artiskon@Artiskon

4H

Wait a minute—they did promise prices under $50k, after all ;)

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4H

Yeah, go for it 👍

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4H

I'm sticking with line dancing for now 😂 but let GQ know that the class is in the wrong room...

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PresidentDonkey@DonkeyInvestor

1H

@Zerax It should actually already be at 1 million

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Chris@Psychedelic_Sunflower

1H

@Zerax It's not getting any better either; by now, the difference between the GQ price and the actual price is 2.5K.

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Solitair@Solitair

1H

Up to a million before the holding period expires

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Eddi@SaltyMainDD

1H

If one of you has to sell, the price usually goes up

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PresidentDonkey@DonkeyInvestor

54Min

@SaltyMainDD And you want it to go up?

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