10H·

Shopping time

The donkey has sold his last actively managed fund. I wonder what the donkey will buy from the proceeds?

👍 $DONKEY (+2.13%)

♥️ Another actively managed fund like $DE000LS9U6W1 (-3.79%)

🚀 $VWRL (-0.85%)

😂 $BTC (-6.59%)

😭 Lots of kebab

🆘 Silver

I'm also open to other suggestions in the comments.

04.02

UI 4

UniFavorit: Aktiennet-

Sold x60.95 at €176.02

€10,727.71

103.44%

39 Comments

Darkwingduck@Darkwingduck

10H

The rest is difficult but kebab always works

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

10H

@Darkwingduck also think that would be a sensible choice

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Darkwingduck@Darkwingduck

10H

@DonkeyInvestor the only thing that increases in price🔮

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

@Darkwingduck and can still be sold on profitably after 10 years

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Darkwingduck@Darkwingduck

@DonkeyInvestor yes, you're not just buying a story

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Epi@Epi

I can already guess where the money will go... 🤔

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

@Epi Me too. But I didn't want to offer coke & hookers so prominently as a selection

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Epi@Epi

@DonkeyInvestor But would have been honest...

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

@Epi but probably violates the community rules

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Klein-Anleger@Klein-Anleger

@DonkeyInvestor and rightly so 😂 it's not just old, white men on the road here

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

@Klein-Anleger nicht?

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Klein-Anleger@Klein-Anleger

@DonkeyInvestor hoffentlich

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Epi@Epi

@DonkeyInvestor Have you ever tested it? I didn't notice any explicit exclusion of "coke and hookers" as an investment. 🤷

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

@Epi that used to be popular here a few years ago. At some point it was no longer so popular

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Epi@Epi

@DonkeyInvestor Why not? Did the coke and hookers run out at some point?

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

@Epi yo. The hookers ran off with the coke. To Asia to @Barsten (who probably no longer exists)

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Klein-Anleger@Klein-Anleger

For 10k kebab please, I want a selfie afterwards of the donkey that has devoured so much kebab 😂

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

@Klein-Anleger I keep them and sell them over the next few years at @DividendenWaschbaer at a profit 👍

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Ella M.@DividendenWaschbaer

@DonkeyInvestor Ha! You wish.

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

@DividendenWaschbaer think that wouldn't work?

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Ella M.@DividendenWaschbaer

@DonkeyInvestor Rather less. But we could get together and just try to sell it at @VielfresserAlex.

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

@DividendenWaschbaer na gut

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Stulle 🥪@Stullen-Portfolio

a Döner a day keeps the @DividendenWaschbaer away 🤔😉

Gruß
🥪

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

@Stullen-Portfolio I thought that would attract it. Especially when it's from the previous week and is half-eaten and rotting in the garbage can

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Stulle 🥪@Stullen-Portfolio

@DonkeyInvestor
Also quite possible 🤷...it's also possible that I didn't quite remember the original quote correctly...🤷 😉

Greetings
🥪

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Alex@nitroxx

https://www.justtrade.com/freunde-werben-aktion/?jt_s=KWK&jt_p=6175109de60b1b1c5147dfb8&jt_c=STANDARD&jt_x=KWK100

Here is your invitation link

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

@nitroxx sorry, I already used the one from @Epi for the smart broker. Bad decision, I have to pay a 4 euro fee 😭

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Alex@nitroxx

@DonkeyInvestor 4 € 😢

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Epi@Epi

@DonkeyInvestor You have to pay them to the Stuttgart Stock Exchange anyway. The broker can't do anything about that.

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Alpalaka@Alpalaka

@Epi 2.25€ stock exchange fees + 4€ Smartbroker commission = 6.25€
This is how it was listed for me some time ago.

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

@Alpalaka for me it only said 4 euros

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Epi@Epi

@Alpalaka Strange, how much was your investment?

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Solitair@Solitair

@Alpalaka In the Just trade statement, an order commission of €33 was charged, but this was refunded in full.
So effectively zero, just the spread

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Alpalaka@Alpalaka

@Epi 2.000€

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Epi@Epi

@Alpalaka You will probably get the €2.25 back. That's how it was for me.

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TradingHase@TradingHase

You can't make a loss with kebabs 😂👍🏼

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Dividenden-Penner@Dividenden-Penner

Koks & Nutten! 😬

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Darkwing Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

@Dividenden-Penner only correct answer

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