Wooowee! Yesterday I done went and bought me some $XAD6 (-3,28%) and $8PSE (-1,16%) for a real purty price! Yessir, I’m haulin’ in the good stuff now! Ka-chow… wait, no, that’s Lightning’s line. Ka-ching! That’s more like it! Hehe, I’m feelin’ richer than a pile of tractor tires in a junkyard gold mine! Giddyup, wallet—Mater’s investin’!

I ain’t just towing wrecks no more, I’m hauling assets! Picked up some Gold $8PSE (-1,16%) for the shine and $WEBN (+0,22%) for the world-wide climb. If I’m goin’ somewhere, I might as well go everywhere!