Have a great weekend

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So much for a nice weekend. I have to trim a hedge, it’s my mother-in-law’s birthday, my cat is sick and throwing up all over the place, my favorite bar is closed for vacation, nothing’s happening on the stock market, and my girlfriend met my wife yesterday (though neither of them noticed. Maybe I’ll give it another try, though. Then at least my mother-in-law’s birthday party will be off the table).

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HyperX@AxoWallStreet

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@DonkeyInvestor pathetic womanizer

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

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@AxoWallStreet Nope, not really. My portfolio is packed to the brim 👍

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He-Man D.@He-Man

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@DonkeyInvestor So, this whole thing with the mother-in-law might actually work out! I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

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OberstvonGatow@OberstvonGatow

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@DonkeyInvestor When my girlfriend and wife are gone, I'm still here 😍😂

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Poor Dad@PoorDad

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It's no big deal

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

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@OberstvonGatow That really is the solution. My wife and girlfriend are leaving me. I don't have to go see my mother-in-law. My wife gets the house—covered in puke—along with the hedge, and I'll take off with you on your Peloton to Moes Tavern 👍

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Chris@Multibagger

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@DonkeyInvestor If you weren't even on their radar—neither your wife's nor your girlfriend's—you'll see just how important you are to both of them 😂

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Christoph@ChrisBizz

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@DonkeyInvestor Well, your comment really brightened up the start of my weekend 😀 Now I wish you all the best for your weekend 👍🏻

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OberstvonGatow@OberstvonGatow

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@DonkeyInvestor I'm waiting; the peloton is ready to go.

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

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@OberstvonGatow Perfect—you’ll recognize me by my number: 150. I’ll be there in 150 minutes, I’m 150 cm tall, weigh 150 kilos, and haven’t showered in 150 days. Hope that convinces you. If not, maybe the 150 million in my bank account will.

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Ella M.@DividendenWaschbaer

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Oh, it looks like this picture was taken early in the evening. I'm not even sleepy yet. Have a nice weekend.

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

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@DividendenWaschbaer I actually had to laugh. It wasn't easy at all to explain to my wife why I had to laugh.

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Maximilian@Max095

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Have a great weekend, Homer! ☀️

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NichtRelevant@NichtRelevant

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@Get_Rich_or_Die_Tryin He's holding two beers—a small one as an appetizer, and a regular one as the main course. 😅

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Get_Rich_or_Die_Tryin@Get_Rich_or_Die_Tryin

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@NichtRelevant Only non-alcoholic. Because it's isotonic. And low in calories. Look at those arms in the picture—you can't get something for nothing.😂😏

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OberstvonGatow@OberstvonGatow

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A drink would be a good choice right now. 🍾

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He-Man D.@He-Man

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Have a great weekend, everyone 🗡️💥