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So much for a nice weekend. I have to trim a hedge, it’s my mother-in-law’s birthday, my cat is sick and throwing up all over the place, my favorite bar is closed for vacation, nothing’s happening on the stock market, and my girlfriend met my wife yesterday (though neither of them noticed. Maybe I’ll give it another try, though. Then at least my mother-in-law’s birthday party will be off the table).
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@DonkeyInvestor pathetic womanizer
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@AxoWallStreet Nope, not really. My portfolio is packed to the brim 👍
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@DonkeyInvestor So, this whole thing with the mother-in-law might actually work out! I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
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@DonkeyInvestor When my girlfriend and wife are gone, I'm still here 😍😂
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It's no big deal
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@OberstvonGatow That really is the solution. My wife and girlfriend are leaving me. I don't have to go see my mother-in-law. My wife gets the house—covered in puke—along with the hedge, and I'll take off with you on your Peloton to Moes Tavern 👍
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@DonkeyInvestor If you weren't even on their radar—neither your wife's nor your girlfriend's—you'll see just how important you are to both of them 😂
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@DonkeyInvestor Well, your comment really brightened up the start of my weekend 😀 Now I wish you all the best for your weekend 👍🏻
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@DonkeyInvestor I'm waiting; the peloton is ready to go.
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@OberstvonGatow Perfect—you’ll recognize me by my number: 150. I’ll be there in 150 minutes, I’m 150 cm tall, weigh 150 kilos, and haven’t showered in 150 days. Hope that convinces you. If not, maybe the 150 million in my bank account will.
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