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There are clearly too many posts here about the current market situation:


- My portfolio is down -264% today. How is it looking for you guys?

- Oh god panic. Sell everything!!!1elf!!!

- No need for anyone to panic! Buy n Hold n Chill

- (What) are you buying or selling?

- I told you ...


We all know how social media affects the stock market. Before there is a recovery, there are three social media phases to go through first.


Phase 1: At least every 2nd post has to do with the current state of the market.

This is the phase we are currently in.

Phase 2: At least every 2nd post complains about all the posts that are about the current market situation.

I am trying to enter this phase right now with this post

Phase 3: At least every 2nd post complaining about all the posts complaining about all the posts complaining about all the posts complaining about the current market situation.

This phase is still ahead of us and needs to get through before we settle down and with us the market settles down.


Phase 3 is not complete until 95% normal posts are published here again. So when Bitcoin Oli is posting about Bitcoin again and not about MSCI World. When every 2nd post in Recent Posts is a one-liner from Swarm about Cardano and they don't get lost in the posts about the market situation. When MelonUsk again delights us with new ATH reports from Tesla. When Nicolas and Basi stop shorting everything again. And of course when Lorena finally abuses the comment columns for private messages again ... no, she is doing that at the moment 🤷‍♂️


So: You all have it in your hands! Together we can make the prices rise again. We just have to get to phase 2 as quickly as possible and then reach and finish phase 3. I believe in us!


#bärenmarkt
#shitpost
#panik
#esel

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I do not understand the stress either :) But I am fascinated by myself. I would have really thought I would react more panic or restless. The fact is: At the beginning-middle of last year I have already reacted restless and slightly panic - at least it hit me a little on the stomach - if a single stock has fallen. Now the stock market has been going downhill for over a month and I'm even completely in the minus since the start on the stock market (while I had long up to 25% plus!). But first of all I don't look in as often as I did a year ago and secondly I don't care anymore. The approximately 3000€, which I stand now lower, are already much money for me, but I simply continue to execute my savings plans and know that it is only a phase. I am not worried at all. The number in the depot doesn't bother me either. I've still done a great job with my savings and learned a lot.
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@DieFinanzchaotin nevertheless, green numbers are more beautiful 🤭 I'm so annoyed valneva exaggerated, but have now also slowly realized that you should just sit back. 😅
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@Tommy_oh_c137 yes well, of course I agree with you xD
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well how are you so hihi
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@Lorena All is well here in the north-southwest. The meadow is snow-covered but @Landwirtin brings over fresh hay from time to time when there's some left over from the piglets. And with you so?
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@DonkeyInvestor wonderful, I have tarte flambée and pet the dog. You seem to be doing well 🚀
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@Lorena what is the name of the dog?
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@DonkeyInvestor Valentino :D Took the name
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@Lorena taken over? Who else is called that?
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@DonkeyInvestor he comes from the animal welfare and was already called so 😊
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@Lorena Very cool. How old and what breed?
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@DonkeyInvestor 1 1/2 now and I would say well mixed. I don't really know what all is in it. You see it in my header :D
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@Lorena Cute guy
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THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR! Sell your shares, your houses, your children and buy condoms! Condoms bring 200,000€ return on 20 years!
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I actually just avoid GQ in such phases 😅 the platform is really not made for that
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Phase 5 everything back in the green and we cheerfully share our reflinks 🚀
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@GoDividend Shit, that's right. I had totally forgotten about that. Ref Links share. We should try to stay in phase 4 🆘
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@DonkeyInvestor but when everything is green again it is expensive and somewhere the money must come from 😂.
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@GoDividend I'd rather strive in poverty than get into the ref link phase again
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@DonkeyInvestor @SharkAce where it's about, laugh, so the Amex from Payback is finally there. Must now use it 1 time then there's the 5000 points. And then you can cancel it again. Reason: the bekommsr you do not get into Google Pay purely (only Apple pay went with me) and Günter the Curve you do not get the -> So get the Visa from Payback to collect points constantly
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@GoDividend I have no idea what you are talking about but I totally like that you tagged @SharkAce
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@DonkeyInvestor I do it like @Lorena somewhere you have to have "private" conversations 😂
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@DonkeyInvestor there it was about a reflink 😂. Include the Amex in the Curve to increase Payback points etc.
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@GoDividend funny that Apple Pay works but Google Pay does not😅 But you do not have to understand hahaha thanks for the Info👍🏼
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Yes, yes, it's going downhill - as it is for everyone, we know. Don't you have any other topics left!? 😇
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@mgart_ Thanks for your support 🥰
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@DonkeyInvestor no, thank you - a kiss on the nut for the positive vibes.
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You forgot "would like to change my buy and hold strategy, what are the best dividend stocks" 😋
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@Bud_Fox Thank you, of course, can not miss
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Exactly, if you are invested long, you don't need to worry. - Think long-term, stand by your investments and stay cool. I've only been on the stock market for just under a year, but there are still a few decades to come🚀.
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lachflash😂
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I drink tea and shop for
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@Markuz Which tea?
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@DonkeyInvestor Peppermint tea ☕️
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Not to forget: even if and no matter how hard we try to make prices rise, it won't do any good in the current situation. We are only just at the moment when neither investors nor interest rate policy and inflation have much influence on the behavior of prices.
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@TheDividendCollector If you can just imagine it, you can do it 😍
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Low prices, i.e. good buying opportunities, so actually not so bad
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Should I sell my Lambo, my yacht, the helicopter and a villa and buy 750,000 Apple *** ponder***
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@Barsten Exactly, exchange everything for an apple. If you do the deal via DonkeyBroker, you will also receive a gift.
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@Boyandhold That's the spirit ❤️🙏
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@Landwirtin not necessary, he only did what I called him to do. But I'm glad that you have room in your heart not only for piglets but also for donkeys ❤️
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@Landwirtin Nope, the donkey has no Insta, sorry. [Rest deleted, nobody cares]
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@Landwirtin 🤣 As soon as DMs / PMs are possible here, you will receive a message 😘
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Boy take a room @Landwirtin @DonkeyInvestor 🥴🥴😂
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@Pat83 The farmer's wife doesn't buy a pig in a poke. Without me getting Insta, it's probably not going to work 😅
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@Reyney1899 Right, I forgot to include 'buy the dip' in my list
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