There are clearly too many posts here about the current market situation:

- My portfolio is down -264% today. How is it looking for you guys?

- Oh god panic. Sell everything!!!1elf!!!

- No need for anyone to panic! Buy n Hold n Chill

- (What) are you buying or selling?

- I told you ...

We all know how social media affects the stock market. Before there is a recovery, there are three social media phases to go through first.

Phase 1: At least every 2nd post has to do with the current state of the market.

This is the phase we are currently in.

Phase 2: At least every 2nd post complains about all the posts that are about the current market situation.

I am trying to enter this phase right now with this post

Phase 3: At least every 2nd post complaining about all the posts complaining about all the posts complaining about all the posts complaining about the current market situation.

This phase is still ahead of us and needs to get through before we settle down and with us the market settles down.

Phase 3 is not complete until 95% normal posts are published here again. So when Bitcoin Oli is posting about Bitcoin again and not about MSCI World. When every 2nd post in Recent Posts is a one-liner from Swarm about Cardano and they don't get lost in the posts about the market situation. When MelonUsk again delights us with new ATH reports from Tesla. When Nicolas and Basi stop shorting everything again. And of course when Lorena finally abuses the comment columns for private messages again ... no, she is doing that at the moment 🤷‍♂️

So: You all have it in your hands! Together we can make the prices rise again. We just have to get to phase 2 as quickly as possible and then reach and finish phase 3. I believe in us!

#bärenmarkt
#shitpost
#panik
#esel

Bear market blues 🚬

Here you can see in color how my portfolio is collapsing.

Getting bullied everywhere, thought it was profitable.

Bulls have no balls, are now oxen.

The market really sucks the last few days.

Without return, it will be hard to rent.

My portfolio not as broadly built, as Tim Wiese.

Gains are floating along, I tell them adios.

They have declined sharply, like Rick Ross.

I feel like poor man's Ringelnatz here.

It's not enough for more on Getquin, too bad really.

It's the power bank I charge preemptively.

Since the electricity prices explode, like a grenade.

My German teacher would beat me, for this poem.

But it is the days Powell that breaks me with the interest belt.

The phone rings, the margin call is on.

But I'm just waiting for the rally, caused by Santa Claus.

It is the bear market blues that play the days.

And the market maker who deals in puts.

Me, who aims at new ATHs.

And decimating his pocket money in the process.

So give the bears a leg up, cookie.

Will see us next year with pateks.

Swapping out Rolex replicas for 5 digit checks.

Instead of mourning in the local pub with Becks

In the sense, again look and reingehauen.

Your Commander Krieger 🌚

#gedicht
#meme
#bärenmarkt

Bear markets tend to end in the last third (of duration) - in 11 out of 16 cases. Whereby the average decline in the last third is twice as high as in the first or second third. Of course, we don't know the duration in advance. Interesting nonetheless! #bärenmarkt

Apart from gold, there is little in plus here. Beginning of September. YTD performance on a euro basis:

Gold: +7.7%

U.S. government bonds: +0.3

U.S. equities (S&P500): -6,0%

Bunds (Rex): -8,3%

Silver: -10.1%

China equities (CSI300): -12,2%

German equities (Dax): -20,5%

Bitcoin: -52.7%

#bärenmarkt