Have a great weekend

1Semana

So much for a nice weekend. I have to trim a hedge, it’s my mother-in-law’s birthday, my cat is sick and throwing up all over the place, my favorite bar is closed for vacation, nothing’s happening on the stock market, and my girlfriend met my wife yesterday (though neither of them noticed. Maybe I’ll give it another try, though. Then at least my mother-in-law’s birthday party will be off the table).

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HyperX@AxoWallStreet

1Semana

@DonkeyInvestor pathetic womanizer

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

1Semana

@AxoWallStreet Nope, not really. My portfolio is packed to the brim 👍

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He-Man D.@He-Man

1Semana

@DonkeyInvestor So, this whole thing with the mother-in-law might actually work out! I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

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OberstvonGatow@OberstvonGatow

1Semana

@DonkeyInvestor When my girlfriend and wife are gone, I'm still here 😍😂

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Poor Dad@PoorDad

1Semana

It's no big deal

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

1Semana

@OberstvonGatow That really is the solution. My wife and girlfriend are leaving me. I don't have to go see my mother-in-law. My wife gets the house—covered in puke—along with the hedge, and I'll take off with you on your Peloton to Moes Tavern 👍

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Chris@Multibagger

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@DonkeyInvestor If you weren't even on their radar—neither your wife's nor your girlfriend's—you'll see just how important you are to both of them 😂

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Christoph@ChrisBizz

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@DonkeyInvestor Well, your comment really brightened up the start of my weekend 😀 Now I wish you all the best for your weekend 👍🏻

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OberstvonGatow@OberstvonGatow

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@DonkeyInvestor I'm waiting; the peloton is ready to go.

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

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@OberstvonGatow Perfect—you’ll recognize me by my number: 150. I’ll be there in 150 minutes, I’m 150 cm tall, weigh 150 kilos, and haven’t showered in 150 days. Hope that convinces you. If not, maybe the 150 million in my bank account will.

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Ella M.@DividendenWaschbaer

1Semana

Oh, it looks like this picture was taken early in the evening. I'm not even sleepy yet. Have a nice weekend.

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

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@DividendenWaschbaer I actually had to laugh. It wasn't easy at all to explain to my wife why I had to laugh.

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Maximilian@Max095

1Semana

Have a great weekend, Homer! ☀️

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NichtRelevant@NichtRelevant

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@Get_Rich_or_Die_Tryin He's holding two beers—a small one as an appetizer, and a regular one as the main course. 😅

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Get_Rich_or_Die_Tryin@Get_Rich_or_Die_Tryin

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@NichtRelevant Only non-alcoholic. Because it's isotonic. And low in calories. Look at those arms in the picture—you can't get something for nothing.😂😏

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OberstvonGatow@OberstvonGatow

1Semana

A drink would be a good choice right now. 🍾

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He-Man D.@He-Man

1Semana

Have a great weekend, everyone 🗡️💥

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Poor Dad@PoorDad

1Semana

I hope so, too!

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Chris@Multibagger

6D

Have a great weekend, too!

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Joshi@Joshi15

6D

I hope you have a wonderful weekend, too

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Schweizer_Investor@Alumdria

6D

I wish the same for you, Homer😄

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CashDividendGamer@CashDividendGamer

6D

Have a nice weekend, Don Homer.

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SpongeBob@SquarePants

1D

I like my alcohol free beer 😃👍

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Prime T.@Sanders21

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@Simpson I just did the math to figure out roughly when you got in here. A question for you (and everyone else, too): Where do you guys always find these gems, and how do you tell if they’re “a good deal” right now? A dividend stock that’s still showing over 100% profit in your portfolio—that’s not just a matter of luck, is it? ;-) Do you check Aktienfinder? Yahoo Finance? On Growth Investing? On TradingView? Would you mind sharing some tips on where to find “undervalued” stocks? I’m actually about to buy into Amphenol, but it’s just “fairly priced” rather than cheap, right?

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Schweizer_Investor@Alumdria

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@Sanders21 In my day-to-day life, I pay attention to the brands I come across (like Peter Lynch or Tim Schäfer). If a brand interests me, I use stock analysis tools like Finanzen to see if it’s financially sound based on metrics such as P/E ratio, P/B ratio, P/C ratio, equity ratio, profit margin, etc. A lot of it has to do with psychology. Often, stock prices plummet simply because people aren’t thinking rationally—they get scared and sell their shares.

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Homer@Simpson

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@Sanders21 Timing, luck, patience😅
I bought Amphenol right when Trump announced tariffs and things started going downhill—of course, it also takes a bit of luck for growth to really take off.

P.S. When I bought Amphenol at 60 before the 2-for-1 split, they also had an EPS of about $0.70😅

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Have a great weekend 🍻