Belated happy birthday. What’s the life expectancy of a raccoon, anyway?
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How did you figure out that you’re 2,500 short when you’re already 1,140 over your goal?
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How did you figure out that you’re 2,500 short when you’re already 1,140 over your goal?
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•@DonkeyInvestor Age-related dementia, raccoons, and math problems
Congratulations anyway, my dear 😜 @DividendenWaschbaer
Congratulations anyway, my dear 😜 @DividendenWaschbaer
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•@DonkeyInvestor I guess I spent too much time at Moes' Tavern again.
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@DonkeyInvestor Maybe something went wrong with copying the text or something. I have no idea. It's fixed now 😅
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@DividendenWaschbaer So what's your life expectancy now?
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@DonkeyInvestor I don't know exactly how long I'll live. But in any case, I'll do everything I can to live longer than you 🥕
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@DividendenWaschbaer
Donkeys: Have an average life expectancy of 25 to 40 years (with good care, they can sometimes live to be over 45 years old).
Raccoons: Often live only 2 to 5 years in the wild (due to disease, traffic, and predators). Even under optimal conditions in human care or in zoos, they rarely live longer than 15 to 20 years.
Donkeys: Have an average life expectancy of 25 to 40 years (with good care, they can sometimes live to be over 45 years old).
Raccoons: Often live only 2 to 5 years in the wild (due to disease, traffic, and predators). Even under optimal conditions in human care or in zoos, they rarely live longer than 15 to 20 years.
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@DonkeyInvestor Yeah, hardly ever. I'm a rare one, after all. Or how many talking raccoons do you know?
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@DividendenWaschbaer about as many as there are talking donkeys
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