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Getquin Self-Help Group

Hi, everyone ✌️😁


Today we’ve gathered here to talk about our worries, stocks, and anything else that’s on our minds.

So grab a beer, whiskey, wine, or even some crab juice—whatever you like—and let’s get started.


The great thing about our group is: “


“We get along.”


“When someone says:

‘I lost 8 percent today,’

we don’t say:


‘Oh no!’”

“We say:”

“Buy the dip.”


“If someone says:

‘My stock pays a 5 percent dividend,’

we say:”

“Good for you.”


“And when someone says:

‘I don’t have any more money to buy more’…“

“…then we say:”

“Max out your credit cards"


You’re all worried about inflation, the stock market, and the state of the world. But let me tell you one thing: As long as the brewery doesn’t close, the gas station still lets us fill up on credit, and the dividend is enough for a beer, the world is still okay!


Dear Getquin Community


“We have something that’s priceless.”

“Community.”

“Friendship.”

“Dividends.”

“And beer.”

“And if the stock market crashes again on Monday…”

“…then we’ll just meet up here again.”

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According to the illustration, things have either gone very well or very badly for @Multibagger this week. He has a whiskey in each hand, plus another one waiting in reserve. I’d say it’s a bourbon—otherwise, the ice in the glass would be a real crime.
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To alcohol—the source and solution to all of life's problems
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I'm excited to be participating in this Non-Anonymous Alcoholics group for the first time.
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Nice get-together! 😊
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What is Krabbensaft? Does it get you high?
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@Olli68 @Simpson 's prefers to drink this instead of water 😉
By the way, you wash down your Khlav Kalash—which you've already polished off—with crab juice 😅
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@Simpson 😂😂 So awesome 😂😂
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So, everything's going well for me 😊 Except for a bit of sleep deprivation lately. Still, I'm happy to be part of this illustrious group ❤️
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Well, it really hit me hard again. I'm basically done already. 😂
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Someone's missing
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@Koenigmidas Actually, the image is from my Gemini archive, which I created months ago😅 By now, it's practically impossible to create something like that with Gemini or ChatGPT 😭
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@Simpson Why is that, anyway? I've also noticed that Gemini isn't as responsive as it was a few weeks ago 😢
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@He-Man Probably copyright issues 😅 Sometimes it just works out by chance, like my gas station photo today 😅
This post saved the day—thanks for the great thoughts and the picture 😊😃
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