The markets tanked again this week but at least I made a few euros on Amphenol

Dirty30@Dirty30

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My portfolio is sponsored today by Gilette—just like I was shaved clean.

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Solitair@Solitair

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@Dirty30 It's sure to bounce back tomorrow.

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Dirty30@Dirty30

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@Solitair turnaround thursday 🚀

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Basti92@BavarianLion

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@Dirty30 I guess it’ll keep going down for now! Only the Mag7 earnings reports could trigger a turnaround, but if they come in even slightly worse than expected, then the year is over 📉

Still, let’s stay calm for now and keep the savings plan going—eventually, things will start heading back up 😉

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Michael@market_whizkid_2675

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@Dirty30 Maybe throw in a little P&G. Or something else with steady growth from the consumer staples sector.

Looking at your portfolio, you're sailing close to the wind—that's just part of the deal.

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

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Who is that charming lady dancing toward me?

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OberstvonGatow@OberstvonGatow

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@DonkeyInvestor It looks much more like you're pulling a fast one on me ;)

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

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@OberstvonGatow Oh, a colonel. You really can be wrong sometimes 😬

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OberstvonGatow@OberstvonGatow

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@DonkeyInvestor It's all just a cover-up

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

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@OberstvonGatow The name or the photo? This internet is driving me crazy. Who can even figure it out anymore?

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OberstvonGatow@OberstvonGatow

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@DonkeyInvestor The photo is at least a little bit closer to reality than my “name.”

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

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@OberstvonGatow Then I'm guessing you're a lousy private, and in real life your chest hair and head hair are arranged exactly the opposite way from how they are in the photo. But your chest hair is dyed. Or is that your natural chest hair color? Question for a friend (the raccoon) 👉👈

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OberstvonGatow@OberstvonGatow

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@DonkeyInvestor Interesting analysis. However, you’re equally off the mark when it comes to rank, gender, and body hair. My head hair is dyed, though—and fortunately, I don’t have enough chest hair to dye.
I hope that clears things up for your cute friend.

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

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@OberstvonGatow Thanks, now I know what the raccoon is all about 👍

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OberstvonGatow@OberstvonGatow

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Looks like a wild party 😂🎉