7Mês·

The fortune of a donkey

(Not) a milestone


When I published the 5th part of my investment story this week ( https://app.getquin.com/de/activity/eokWuJTFio ), commented @DividendenWaschbaer that still nobody knows how filthy rich I am. And got over 20 responses to that comment. @wealth_strategist_196 estimated my net worth at 1.3-1.7 million. In another post @Europoor started compiling the info from my past posts and came to the conclusion that I must be worth 750k to just under 1 million.


Guys, just ask me! We are a financial community and I am some jackass on the internet. I have no pain in sharing my wealth (or sharing anything that you think is my wealth - but it worked out for my investment story).


And here it is. Lower middle class or below, if Merz has his way 👍

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Have fun with it 💋

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Your poverty really pisses me off
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Hmm based on new information I would estimate your assets at approx. 644,839€ + intraday fluctuation
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Turn on dark mode, you useless idiot

Edit: would have thought you had more Shitcoins up your sleeve
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@Alpalaka dark mode is just terrible with getquin, you leek. Shitcoin only $ETH
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@DonkeyInvestor sorry my mistake - I meant of course the coin of all coins
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@Alpalaka Are you suggesting that getquin coins won't have replaced FIAT in a few years?
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@DonkeyInvestor yup

btw, good that you're maintaining the evergreens again. For whatever reason, the Trezor collaboration is now included in the best-of 👍🏽
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@Alpalaka Fortunately, I don't have to take over blindly
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You can apparently use it, low earner
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@Lorena That's exactly what I was about to do/write 😂👍🏻
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@Lorena I don't want to worry you, but this article is not about income. Thanks anyway. @DividendenWaschbaer I almost realized that you don't know the difference between assets and income.
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@DonkeyInvestor Perhaps I understand him very well and know that if you constantly put everything into your assets, you won't have anything to live on. So I supported him with money that you can't simply put into your assets. But of course I knew you wouldn't understand that.
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@DividendenWaschbaer I only understand the station
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@DonkeyInvestor I didn't say anything about the station.
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@DividendenWaschbaer you just mumble
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@DonkeyInvestor @DividendenWaschbaer Mortal Combat Fight Sub Zero gegen Scorpion fight.... finish him :D
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That already looks pretty good and if you carry on like this, your first million will soon be full.

I'm happy for you; nothing beats health, family and financial security 😎.
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You can see that. How long have you been active on the stock market?
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@Aktienmasseur It's complicated. It's best to take a look at my investment story:
https://getqu.in/JldknL/

Short answer: Managed funds in Riester shell since 2004, crypto since 2011, ETF and stocks without sense and reason since 2019 or so, seriously with strategy since 3 years
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@DonkeyInvestor Thank you very much, I'll have a look at it in a quiet minute 🫡
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@Aktienmasseur You need 20 😁 for this
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@DonkeyInvestor Is 2019 also the time when the sum of your investments will increase significantly (dotted line)?
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@JJJanson Nope, that's at the beginning of 2023 👍
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@DonkeyInvestor good time for low prices all year to profit disproportionately this year. Good job 💪
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@JJJanson more of a coincidence 😅. But thank you 😘
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This is also part of it
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So that you become something and can afford something.
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@DividendenWaschbaer Thank you very much. Alms for the needy. You can deduct it from your taxes. Should I give you a donation receipt?
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@DonkeyInvestor please, yes
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@DividendenWaschbaer I hereby certify that Mr. Ella Marie Waschbär made a donation to me, the getquin donkey, in the amount of 10 imaginary getquin coins on 28.11.2024.
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It's too cool that people take so much time to calculate how big your fortune is!
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@GordonGekko83 That's what I thought too. I wish I had that much time 😂
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@GordonGekko83 and how high is yours?
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@Ash As the information was in the posts, it took less than 5 minutes.
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@Europoor Well then 🧮😃
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@DonkeyInvestor Not material, my employer would say, or maybe it is!
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Donkey and bear are pretty close to each other. Good luck for the future. Whoever cracks the million first pays a round!
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@Charmin May I also throw myself in? Free beer always spurs me on 😀
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@Charmin you with your sick $NVDA position ... It's significantly more heavily weighted than my Bitcoin. Assume that you will pay the round 😘
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@Hotte1909 If you have a deposit of 999,999 euros, you're welcome. With a deposit of 2.50 euros rather not
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@DonkeyInvestor neither. Currently 625k but still have almost 70k in open orders.
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@DonkeyInvestor Then I have bad news: In the coming months I will also continue to build up my BTC position (is currently in another PF at getquin, I'll pull that together).
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@Hotte1909 Then you are the third in our group ...
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@Hotte1909 in open folders? Where can I find these folders?
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@Charmin You're already at over 800k anyway. I think that's good. Then it's all on you
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@DonkeyInvestor yes wait just link yourself
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@DonkeyInvestor Don't praise the day before the million!
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Amüsant
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@userfc05c199808d4905 just like your coin
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Donkey Power 💥🗡️
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You can't watch that. I'll throw a coin into the hat.

(Congratulations and good luck 🍀🥕)
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@Ash thanks, I'll buy a hotel in Bratislava with it
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@DonkeyInvestor Just one?
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@Ash Yes, that's all there is to it. Fucking inflation
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@DonkeyInvestor Is that a reference to Eurotrip? 😃
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@KevinE everything I write is an allusion to Eurotrip 👍
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Brutal increase recently 💪

The first third is the performance I would imagine for our savings book Olaf 😂
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This could form the basis for a sanctuary for donkeys
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Great, I always thought I was communicating with a millionaire... unfortunately the respect has gone down🥵 step on the gas instead of always going on vacation 6 times 😘
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This hate really pisses me off
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72% total return? But that's not much :p. We want to see curves!
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Great ... I just had to stifle my laughter because I thought it was my deposit +-2 thousand - I'm new and unfortunately don't know how to post a screenshot
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Google what a donk is in poker - you're the opposite in investing.
Man you're a humorous guy, celebrate yourself 🤣
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Here's to you 🍻🚀
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You seem to know a lot about investing, have you ever tried stocks?
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Simply 🫡🙇‍♂️
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Congratulations!
But lower middle class? Upper 10% is more like it according to this survey: https://www.iwkoeln.de/presse/pressemitteilungen/judith-niehues-maximilian-stockhausen-wer-in-deutschland-vermoegend-ist.html
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If you really belong to the lower middle class, that would be an amount you could save on your monthly savings installment. Congratulations and have fun consuming 🤗
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Here is your cashback
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Congratulations on this rise. My portfolio plays in a similar range, but I haven't managed the rise yet.
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Everyone starts small... Keep up the good work!
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I realize that I have left quite a bit of performance in my portfolio. Congratulations on that.
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Really strong, especially when you see that it was initially close to the amount paid in, but then you probably did something right and you were able to make a real return. And in the end you were probably able to add a really big sum :D Good luck for the future!
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It's amazing what you can achieve with citizen money or citizen coins :D
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