3G·

Is the Bitcoin bear market over?

By the end of 2025, I’ll have $BTC (+0,15%) triggered the bear market. What do you think? Should I slowly start the bull market again now? Or do you want prices to stay low a little longer?

🚀 Bull market. Now.

😂 Just a little more line dancing, please. I’m really in the zone right now, and the person across from me is really cute

♥️ Please feed the bears a little more so they get fat enough for hibernation and don’t have to die a cruel death

😭 That junk has to go. It has no intrinsic value. It doesn’t pay dividends. Bad for the environment. I’d rather set off fireworks on New Year’s Eve. Let it drop to zero

Let me know. I’ll make it happen for you.

Yours,

President Donkey 💋

PresidentDonkey

@DonkeyInvestor

8Mes·

Hello 👋 Bear market, next ATH 📈 2028/2029 ✴️

So folks, that's it for this $BTC (+0,15%) Halving. We will now move downwards in waves for the time being. New USD ATH then 2028/2029.

For 99.99% of altcoins it will be even bloodier 👍

33 Commenti

Daniel@Daniel1212

I think that's enough for now... Let the cops go :D

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Endurance Life@MozartsGeist

Dear Donkey, I'd love to keep buying a little more at these great prices. ♥️

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capital_captain_2693@capital_captain_2693

@MozartsGeist Me too

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Eddi@SaltyMainDD

If one of you has to sell, the price usually goes up

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PresidentDonkey@DonkeyInvestor

@SaltyMainDD And you want it to go up?

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capital_captain_2693@capital_captain_2693

@SaltyMainDD Or if you buy a lot, then it turns out

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Eddi@SaltyMainDD

@DonkeyInvestor I don't really care. I have my certificate from @Epi, after all. The fine print said that this automatically makes me a "turbo-capitalist" 😁

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PresidentDonkey@DonkeyInvestor

@SaltyMainDD That's how it is

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Jigglypuff🎤@Jigglypuff

♥️

(But sometimes 😭)

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Bruce💎🙌@HomoOeconomicus

I've just gotten used to those fluffy bear little bastards. I'd love to keep feeding them so they're too lazy to keep working at the Bear Market 😄

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Artiskon@Artiskon

Wait a minute—they did promise prices under $50k, after all ;)

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Olli@Olli68

Yeah, go for it 👍

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Zerax@Zerax

I'm sticking with line dancing for now 😂 but let GQ know that the class is in the wrong room...

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PresidentDonkey@DonkeyInvestor

@Zerax It should actually already be at 1 million

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Chris@Psychedelic_Sunflower

@Zerax It's not getting any better either; by now, the difference between the GQ price and the actual price is 2.5K.

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ApoM@ApoM

@Zerax Haha, yeah, the price has been wrong for days… 😂 #support It wouldn't be a bad idea to fix this…

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Solitair@Solitair

Up to a million before the holding period expires

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Default G.@Sunrise-Mantis

Up 4% right off the bat.@DonkeyInvestor, you're a witch… 🧙‍♀️

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PresidentDonkey@DonkeyInvestor

@Sunrise-Mantis My middle name is Sabrina

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Chris@Psychedelic_Sunflower

@Sunrise-Mantis Haha, that's just because GQ is finally showing the price correctly

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Default G.@Sunrise-Mantis

@Psychedelic_Sunflower Of course, that could be the case, too. 😂

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capital_captain_2693@capital_captain_2693

@DonkeyInvestor Just so I can plan ahead—what are you going to do now? Is the bear market over, or are you going to let it run a little longer?

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PresidentDonkey@DonkeyInvestor

@capital_captain_2693 That's a good question. I wanted to go with what the market is saying. But the market isn't in agreement. So I'll just say that now is a good time to get started. Not the best, but getting in for the long term won't hurt you.

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Endurance Life@MozartsGeist

@DonkeyInvestor Hey, Esel, you were trying to keep it down, weren't you? I mean the $BTC price! 🤨

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capital_captain_2693@capital_captain_2693

@DonkeyInvestor Do you really have about 18% Bitcoin in your portfolio?

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capital_captain_2693@capital_captain_2693

@DonkeyInvestor Then I'll stick with my savings plan for now

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PresidentDonkey@DonkeyInvestor

@MozartsGeist I wanted to do what the people say. But the people aren't in agreement. So I'll do what I want. Just like Bitcoin