2Año·

Now to keep you all up to date on how things are going with the "management" of $UKW (-1,04 %) Getquin, I am creating an overview here and will update it regularly, we all know there is an acute shortage of skilled workers and we are also desperately looking for new employees. 😁👍

We pay 1.93 pence per share every 3 months. Salary comes in February, May, August, November 😁👍

In May there was a salary increase of 13% to 2.19 pence per share.

There will be a further salary increase of 14% in 2024 😁👍


Greencoat UKW is a public limited company, the 10 largest investors "worldwide" are currently


🥇@PortfolioTrackerJO
22500🚀


🥈@GoDividend
4151🚀


🥉@InvestmentPapa
3250🚀


@DaddysInvestDiary
3000 🚀

@dividendsearch 3000 🚀

@businesspepe
3000🚀

@Simpson
2750🚀

@teschi
2300🚀

@TopperHarley
2250 🚀

@California_Dreamin
2222 🌹


Executive officers

CEO

@GoDividend
4151🚀

Down-to-earth, relaxed, calm personified, I can't imagine a better CEO than this friendly family father.☺️👍

He has been part of the "hype" since the beginning💪😁 ,

He proved his skills directly as Vice President,


Since 1.8.2023 our new CEO and will finally take $UKW to new spheres führen👨‍🚀🚀


Chief Financial Officer

@InvestmentPapa
3250🚀

For me he is one of the brightest minds on the market, with his often critical and serious opinion he brings many of us back down to earth and thus saves us from further disaster.☺️👍


Chief Operating Officer & Windmill Inspector

@California_Dreamin 2222 🌹

Our sunshine from England is the only person who can confirm that UKW is not a letterbox company and that the wind turbines actually exist 😁👍


Institutional investor & Richie Rich of UKW

@PortfolioTrackerJO
22500🚀

On February 15, 2024 we have the first institutional investor who has "massively" joined UKW. He will now ensure that all employees squeeze the last juice out of the wind turbines.😂👍


Chief of Investment & Analytic (thanks Stefan😁)

@TheAccountant89 New to the team as a freelancer 💪😁

Here you can find his first job begutachten☺️👍

https://app.getquin.com/activity/wrsdYFrLHz

Honorary Chairman

@RealMichaelScott

Founder of UKW 😁👍1 year as CEO successfully made UKW what it is today 💪😁

Career ended on 31.7.23 and his sheep are dry 😁👍


Chief Security Officer & bodyguard of Chief Financial Officer

@TopperHarley
2250 🚀

Chief Party Officer

@Zackdela79
1220 🚀

Even though our motto is "Work Hard - Play Hard", the dividend parties are a must 😁


Junior Vice President & Personal Manager

@Simpson
2750🚀

Been there from the start and successfully twiddled my thumbs on the Supervisory Board.

After the personnel budget 22/23 got completely out of hand and the share price$UKW (-1,04 %) course has come under massive pressure as a result, his first task will be to cut the positions.😁


Salary Manager

@teschi
2300🚀

He will now take care of our "salaries" so that they end up in our accounts down to the penny. 😁👍


Supervisory Board

@DaddysInvestDiary
3000 🚀

@dividendsearch 3000 🚀

@businesspepe
3000🚀

@Nichthenri
2000 🚀

@Patrick-2800
1800 🚀

@Dr27589
1500 🚀

@ErwinPetersen 1200 🚀

@-RB-
1000🚀

@ETFJUNKIE
963🚀

@RealRose
873🚀

@SchlaubiSchlumpf
800🚀

@Rentner
777🚀


Law & Order Officer

@lawinvest
700🌹

If employees who have left sue us for severance pay or one of the wind turbines collapses and catches a cow or a donkey on the green pasture, we now have Sina on board 💪😁


Law & Order Assistant

@Specter
150🚀


Security Service Crew

So that nobody secretly taps free electricity from our windmills at night, putting our dividend at risk 😁

@Klambam
651 🚀

@MichaelPfalz
600 🚀

@meonmonday
600 🚀

@Swain
600 🚀

@Reinecke
600🚀

@Psychedelic_Sunflower
700🚀

@GreenWash
580 🚀

@Tabularasa
500🚀

@npiontek
450 🚀

@financial_ninja_60
406 🚀

@Paddy011
375🚀

@SAUgut77
350🚀


Electric Manager

@1Chrischi1
700 🚀

We finally have an electrician in the team💪😁 He will now ensure that the wind turbine doesn't go up in smoke but reliably supplies us with cash flow 💪😁


Chief Facility Manager

@Der_Dividenden_Monteur
150 🚀

As a fitter, he assembled all the windmills all by himself 😁

Now as janitor, he will ensure that the windmills continue to run like clockwork. 😁👍


Facility Manager

@Zony
130 🚀

We've hit the transfer market and brought in a second janitor in Robert to strengthen our team so that our Kevin never has to work 80-hour weeks again 😁


First Aid Manager

@Therealjim
450🚀

In case you get dizzy from the cleaning crew or the managers faint from the high dividend 😁


Cut the lawn manager

@CashDividendGamer

Not all wind turbines are offshore, there are also a few in the countryside. We spared no effort and expense and hired the world's best lawn mower driver 💪😁


Lawnmower
crew

@Sjet669
320🚀

@AE23
295🚀

@AlterMann
290 🚀

@Marcie
250🚀

@Inosuke 250 🚀

@DividendenWaschbaer
225🚀

@WienerGfrast
200 🚀

@Servus_Lea
200 🌹

@GuenDolf
200 🚀

@devnerd_daddy
200🚀

@Aktienfabe
150 🚀

@Scepp
145🚀

@DasistderWeg
134 🚀

@Invi_S
125🚀


Gate Service Manager

@ginlos
146 🚀

This squirrel will personally scrutinize every bag to make sure no one steals extra dividends from us 😁👍


Windmill Cleaning Manager

@Souli1984
166💪😁

After months of hard work in the cleaning crew, he has more than earned his first promotion. He now gets a whip and will make sure the crew works even harder 😁👍


Windmill cleaning crew

@LukeH
100 😁👍

@DerMartin
100 😁👍

@StnrFinn 100 😁👍

@Bklauz
100 😁👍

@MCS_1983
100 😁👍

@cito93
72 😁👍

@Philipp1100101
61 😁👍

@McCrispy
52😁👍

@JakMuc
50 😁👍

@DividendenSchwabe
60 😁👍

@jh1987 59😁👍

@Alefu
50 😁👍

@Durchschnittskunde
50😁👍


Dishwasher

@Dividenden_Landeier
48😁👍

@Pogorausch 43 😁👍

@TJeff
43 😁👍

@Infinity
38 😁👍

@Shiya
23 😁👍

@Divrich
20😁👍


Industrial Espionage Officer

@Heart

He has been awarded 100 shares in $GRP (-2,56 %) and will provide us with secret information and make sure that we are always $UKW (-1,04 %) is always a few steps ahead 💪😁


Saboteur

@cashmitkopf
400 $GRP (-2,56 %)

He was hired to secure our margins. From now on he will sabotage the plants of our "competitors" so that we can sell our electricity at a higher price.



Advertising mascot

@RoronoaZoro 😁

@HanslmGlueck 😁

@Dan27 😁


Please write to me if I have forgotten one, the supervisory board has 10 places, if there are too many you will be promoted or demoted 😁


PS. On the gif you can see the pioneers who dared to take the first step and joined UKW, on the left our founder and on the right our CEO😁👍

Don't worry, we're not taking off yet and there are still plenty of places available 😁👍

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😂😂😂😂 Just for the sake of completeness. I am currently at 310 shares. Tomorrow I may reload again, or set a limit. We will see. 🫣🌪️ But in fact I will keep a watchful eye on the goings-on (NO investment advice and no guarantee for all other parties!) Have just read through again the semi-annual report from July. Therefore, also my decision for a further re-investment. But remain critical is the first rule!
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@InvestmentPapa thank you ☺️👍
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@Simpson Limit set.
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@InvestmentPapa @Simpson @Der_Dividenden_Monteur @GoDividend that has then with the limit... 😅
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@InvestmentPapa why? Already performed?
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@GoDividend Nope. But seems to want to get up and go. 😬
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As a facility manager, I would like to comment: We need more citrus cleaners
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@Der_Dividenden_Monteur Give the man all the lemon cleaner he needs! It has to be clean until it squeaks... maybe so slippery that the Prime Minister slips on her funny ideas. 🤞
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@InvestmentPapa and WD-40 please.

"It'll grind in," said the fitter and drove off the yard/wind turbine
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@Divmann What is this picture with them
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@Divmann are we talking in the 3rd person now?

But the picture looks really funny 😂
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@Kundenservice 🆘 Their logo is not a logo $WDFC
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@Divmann I'll pass it on
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So this is starting to take quite funny proportions here xD Bitcoin is ousted and now comes the Greencoat sect haha
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If you are still looking for reinforcement, I can apply with 465 pieces - tendency increasing, because small savings plan is running. Which, by the way, already a few months before the hype started here 🙃
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Whew, reading through this, I bought into the board for nothing, I can't keep up :D
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@RoronoaZoro Everyone can find a suitable position with us 😂
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@Simpson Facility Management: @RoronoaZoro 😂
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Unsolicited application: 10 shares I hold at the moment, is there still a vacancy for a porter?
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Sharp 48 pcs. Thus, I could also pass for a cleaner.
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@Dividenden_Landeier you have the job 😁
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Hey, we want to see the raccoons. 🎵 I would also like to be there with my 46 shares. Until I move up to the Supervisory Board, I can also imagine other jobs. Waste separation would be mine, for example 🤤
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@DividendenWaschbaer hope the title fits 😂
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@Simpson fits perfectly 👍🏻😁
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@Simpson I was told to report to the personnel department. I was quite nervous, but they only wanted to know the current status. I currently report 38 shares
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As I have been very pleased with the cooperation so far and the dividends have been paid regularly, I have decided to increase my shares further. I am now the proud owner of 1000 shares.
@Simpson
If you update it again as you have already done, you can be sure of my vote for another decade.
With this in mind - Merry Christmas to the workforce and think about a 13th salary for the employees. They have earned it by now.
Greetings from the Supervisory Board 🙋🏽‍♂️
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@-RB- Very beautiful 💪😊

13 month salary sounds good, maybe we should set up a works council 🤣 but even without it you can be quite satisfied with special payments in February and a salary increase of 14% 😂
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I will do the job of Facility Manager conscientiously and actively support @Der_Dividenden_Monteur. That way he can enjoy his vacation in peace and quiet. 80 hours are now a thing of the past 🫠.

Just yesterday I oiled all the door handles in the office building so that I can get straight back to work on Monday.

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@Zony 😂👍

Welcome to the VHF team Robert 💪😊

🍻
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@Simpson I am currently with 301 shares 😁 I would like to be the Stromberg among the shareholders 😂 Someone has to get the cart out of the mud when things are not going so well. 🤣
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Since 02.08. with it - but only 69 (nice) pieces - because in the savings plan. 👴🏻 😮‍💨
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@GreenWash Don't worry, you'll make a career with us 😁👍
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@Simpson From dishwasher to CEO. 🥰
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Good evening, just a question are you all only in the game because there is a 5.49% dividend? Or what are the reasons? I am currently invested in Siemens Energy and Nordex, but there is little to no dividend🥴 but the industry is ultimately the same / the same 😉
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@RealRose Well, some build the mills and UKW takes a stake in the wind farms and regularly collects cash flow for the electricity produced.

Since my strategy is to increase my cash flow, it fits quite well into my portfolio. I estimate that UKW will continue to expand its holdings and increase its dividends, which according to the company profile should rise in line with inflation. The share is really not an insider tip where you can get rich in a few years, and has become a running gag here at getquin 😂 but there's nothing wrong with investing in it and simply collecting regular dividends.☺️👍
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@Simpson therefore increased to 3000 units at the turn of the year
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Please add another crew member 😅 @Simpson the @christian is also on board
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Advertising Mascot Officer? 🙈🤪😅 And I had already envisioned my place on the Supervisory Board so beautifully 🤦🏼‍♂️😂
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@RoronoaZoro Do we really deserve this? 😂
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@LukeH Phew, I'm going to save up and buy more in the next few weeks, I can't let that sit on me 😂
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@RoronoaZoro @Der_Dividenden_Monteur I would offer myself as a motorboat driver, I have more than enough experience ;)
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@RoronoaZoro I actually just read that you want to sleep your way to the top 😂😂😂
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@LukeH Unfortunately, the cast is largely not my cup of tea 😂
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@RoronoaZoro then you have to fake it 😇😂
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So, limit purchase is set! 🤞😁
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Yes, I have a post! 🤡
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Thanks for adding😁 Together we'll get this thing all the way to oben🤌🏽
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Have 100 shares. Do you need another one to scrub the floor?
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@Simpson A further 315 shares have been added to the custody account😊 Total now 600🚀
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If you still need a company doctor, I would be happy to apply with my 200 shares ;)
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Thanks for posting @Simpson 😁
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@Simpson thank you for the inclusion in the Top10 😅😉 motivates me yes almost a little still a little to add 🤔🤔
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I am with 50 shares - will be expanded. I would like to apply for a mini-job. I am flexible and can be used anywhere. Through my experience in many areas, I am irreplaceable in their company. I would be very happy to an interview. Thank you.
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I guess there is a high number of undercover investors 😎
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Have only 43 shares...is probably just enough to mow the lawn or the algae around the wind turbines...
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I would be there with 250 shares 😀
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Stocked up to an even 500 ..339 stk on 23.6. at 1,66€ 🫶 please enter
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Only now found by a hint: 290 shares are in my depot. I make times the age president. Just smile nicely, eat appetizers and sip champagne
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@Simpson am now running at an even 225 🚀
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