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Marcel@Mcl1991

@trump Yes, tell me... What's going on with you and @realElonMusk... Why don't you get to know each other? Talk to each other.

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@Mcl1991 Alternatively, they could simply:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFz3Oq5eJvY

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@Mcl1991 wanted to buy deeper again before the Space X rocket launches 🚀

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@Mcl1991 but joking aside, this market manipulation is so blatantly obvious

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@trump so not for me, for me it just looks like 2 egos that are so big that the USA is not big enough for both...

"Do not attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity"

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NichtRelevant@NichtRelevant

@TotallyLost of course, but it's no secret that trump's fam and close circle in particular have already profited from it

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Soprano@Soprano

Head back to South Africa is crazy 😂 Then Trump has to go back to Germany too?

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aminemeskni@Aminmeskini

@Soprano Don't worry, we have enough crazy people here!!!

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I love your comment @TotallyLost. Sums up the whole madness precisely.

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TaxesAreTheft@TaxesAreTheft

I'm torn inside, Mr. Musk as a figurehead of the African American community and migrant is of course a hot candidate, he has also made two women multi millionaires (one twice, not everyone can do that), but Mr Donald J Trump is still the GOAT, 2:0 against female presidential candidates, Mr Peace himself, daddy of NATO, terror of all terrorists and a really good drive on the golf course are practically unbeatable.

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Uwe@SchlaubiSchlumpf

Elon Bro has already announced his AFA (Alternative for Afri Um America). (Or was it BEM - Elon Musk Alliance) if Trump doesn't back down.
Whether that's good for anyone, I don't know. But I have the feeling that Musk will prove that you can be absurdly rich and still squander most of your assets despite the existence of ETFs and bonds. With any luck, Tesla will eventually crash like Twitter, so he'll have to back his loans to Twitter and co with more collateral, for which he'll have to sell Tesla shares, which will collapse the share price, which will make his collateral worthless, which will make his loans....

Still a pipe dream at the moment, but maybe the man will come out of it...

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Echsenkönig Atokarn@Bezehgombjuderstimme

@SchlaubiSchlumpf In terms of earnings performance alone, $TSLA is well on the way to disaster.
I'm looking forward to the Q1 figures at the end of the month, as it looks like the downward trend in sales will continue.

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Uwe@SchlaubiSchlumpf

@TotallyLost jap. Musk could quickly lose his fortune drastically if Tesla loses value. In a way, he is leveraged. After all, he has a lot on credit. Only works well as long as there is enough capital behind it. If the capital loses value, he could fall into a spiral that costs him a lot of money. Especially if he doesn't want to admit to certain things.

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And all our deposits this evening/morning 🫠

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Jürgen S@Snoopyjs

So lost the two of them...let's see what's going to happen today

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Suky@Suky

For the highest office this seems very petty, more like a troll than a president !!!

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Gomerdoc@Gomerdoc

Geilomat. I love it. Now: "Follow up", please, Elon! Let's get 🍿, stay tuned everyone! 🤘 That's really entertaining shit that's on X. Federal politics is boring in comparison. Does anyone have an account on Truth Social (I don't do that): Could be some more great gems coming from the Donal!

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Thom@Depot_7777

...14 children, 4 different women - each what they like

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aminemeskni@Aminmeskini

Exactly my sense of humor 😻😻😻😻

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Fetzen@Fetzen

Dont the US give asylum now for white people from south africa? There was something for farmers at least….

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capital_sherpa_2703@capital_sherpa_2703

FDT

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Kapitän K.@PalmPirateTechnocrate

i celebrate them both. LOL. and i think they will both make american history. i won't be able to do it, so i celebrate them both. and i have the deepest respect for their success. someone has to do that first! who do we actually have in germany at the moment? trump = merz and elon = thelen? hm, yes. i celebrate them both. yes. for sure!

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I find our incompetent and obviously against the interests of our own citizens ruling politicians much worse. The USA has always stood for show and that is more entertainment than really relevant. Would like to have ICE here too. Would do us good.

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@Baraccus I would also like to have an ICE here... but unfortunately only the regional train runs here... who would have thought that a lack of express trains would radicalize people to such an extent... 😂

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@TotallyLost Of course, you can play dumb and pretend you don't know that ICE is the customs agency of the US Department of Homeland Security. 🥱

Of course, bashing Trump and Musk is "chic" and a good distraction from our problems here, right? 😉

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@Baraccus When I report on American politics, it's not to distract.
I don't even know what I'm supposed to distract from... I hardly follow any German channels at the moment and mostly watch English content.

And what are OUR problems, Piefke?
We don't even live in the same country.
I emigrated to Austria a few years ago. And as a good angry citizen, you should also vote with your feet.

The RIGHT people are often elected here. YOU know, the sister party of the AfD, our beloved FPÖ...

Whenever they are in government, we have a lot of competent politicians who are obviously acting in the interests of their own citizens. That's why this is the land of milk and honey. There are virtually never any scandals, our righteous politicians would never hang out with neo-Nazis in right-wing fraternities. Or try to sell the biggest tabloid in the country to the Russians.
And if the secret service finds something brown and smelly among our FPÖ members, the police quickly raid the secret service headquarters and destroy the evidence... Practical when the Minister of the Interior is an FPÖ member. ... Well, then the Americans stopped sharing their information with us because they could no longer be sure that it would remain secret.

But when I look at the last election results, you're well on your way there.
But you don't have to wait that long, as I said I'll invite you.
Just pick a federal state other than Vorarlberg and Vienna. Then you won't have to worry about the bad foreigners, because there are almost none.
And then you can live out your Leitkultur at the FPÖ party conference in Kitzbühel. Well, the level of education there is not the best and the male/female ratio is really close to that of a gay bar, but at least they agree on three things.
- Deport all foreigners
- Those up there are all corrupt
- The women should all be fucked properly again

Unfortunately we don't have your beloved ICEs, but we do have Railjets specially designed for Austria (by Siemens), which are punctual. And although ÖBB is 100% state-owned, who says that everything has to be privatized?

And have I convinced you to swap Weidel for Kickl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcV6aUw4xhU

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Boy, are you also the brutal Dunning-Kruger or "Piefke"? And you're more likely to be the angry citizen by proxy here, just as you've turned on Donni and his buddies. And then you almost foam at the mouth when you write about parts of politics in your new adopted country. You're really in rage mode. Wow, you mainly watch English conten, I do too and even there they often enough show what's going on here in the EU.

That guys like you (I can imagine what kind of bubble you feel at home in) always have such an AFD and Nazi fetish. I haven't mentioned them here at all and I'm a liberal myself. But experience has shown that the corridor of opinion is narrower than Berlin parking spaces with figures like you anyway. Foreigners are very welcome, but you do realize that this has nothing to do with normal legal migration? I won't say anything about your embarrassing statement on the subject of women. You discredit yourself enough with that.

As far as levels of education are concerned, I strongly suspect that you shouldn't try to make a serious comparison here, my little one. But it's telling what level guys like you stoop to. You've lived up to your username again. You'd also make a great antifa screamer. I'd rather watch Austria without you. You know, thanks to what I've built up, I'm not the one suffering under the current policy. But anyone who doesn't have my opportunities is slowly but surely starting to look around properly. Keep that in mind if you think you need to open another can of worms.

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@Baraccus So the "foaming at the mouth" thing is a product of your interpretation.
I actually take great pleasure in writing hyperboles and grinning from ear to ear. I probably should have used more emojis... 😱

Feel free to interpret anything you want into me.
Or even better, a picture of how you imagine yourself to me, then we'll all have something to laugh about.

And as a private person, I don't have to report on different things in a balanced way.
And if you think there's a blind spot here that's not being adequately addressed, then do something about it.
No one is forbidding you from covering the topics that are important to you.
But since it's so important to you, please be balanced. 😘

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@TotallyLost Where you want to have read again that I expect balanced contributions from you is a mystery to me. My comment merely said that I find our politicians (with what they ultimately do) worse than the "show" that is going on in the USA. Seems to have triggered you well.

You can write what you want, but apparently you can't deal with other opinions and have written a novel here that reads like a lot of foaming at the mouth and not like a supposed pleasure in writing hyperboles. But who cares, go ahead and lie to yourself.🥱

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