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* ATTENTION HUMOR FOLLOWS* ~ for all those who take life a little too seriously ( see comments )


Challenge:


Either I lose 50€ live or make live money with shit that looks like gold. I wouldn't advise anyone to invest their money as wastefully and stupidly as I did in this example.


Do any of you know altcoin hunters the memecoin "Akita Inu"? It has a market capitalization of 12,000,000$. Shiba Inu has 9,800,000,000$ in comparison. I just bought about 400,000,000$ for 50$. $AKITA (-0.62%) tokens.


Here are some EXTREMELY serious reasons to buy "cough". By the way, there are no serious reasons to buy meme coins, I'm just doing it because I'm in the mood for a round of gambling to distract myself from all the boring value investing.


Well



  • 2. 2. the trading volume has doubled in the last 24 hours and is at an all-time high.


  • 3. I am the first person on getquin to mention $AKITA (-0.62%) mentioned although we made 30,000% last bull run and over 60,000 people hold the thing - for science of course only


  • 4. "Akita Inu" is near the bottom and has not yet risen, which is why inexperienced investors will be seeing money.



  • 6. The most important thing is that $AKITA (-0.62%) is neither Dogecoin nor Shiba Inu. So it is much better to buy it with a clear conscience.



The reasons are all crap I only buy it because I know that in Bullrun almost everything goes up anyway and I know how greedy people are for money (see BONK Token currently) .


If you love your money, keep your hands off it but feel free to write me what you think of it and what your opinion of meme tokens is. I think you can already have one in your portfolio.


Good investing

And if it goes wrong losing "50€" hasn't killed anyone yet either


Risk management is everything guys if any of you are going all in to become the next meme king you are not investors but gamblers


(PS: I would never invest money in stupid hypes in the long term - I just find it funny that there are no reports or reviews anywhere, although fucking Vitalik Buterin is involved. )


Here you can follow the investment live :D


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Shiba inu, akita, dogecoin... everything has something to do with dogs. Why isn't there something with cats? 😒
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@Mcl1991 $CATCOIN $BABYCATS $CATS

While we're at it $SPONGS, $ERABBIT, $MKT. And no, these are not investment recommendations 😝
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@DieEnte7 the duck knows his way around 😄 haha there is even $DUCK. This crypto universe is really ingenious 😆
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@Mcl1991 Ingenious or stupid, that's the question!
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@Epi @Mcl1991 You don't have to know your way around, you just have to enter stupid terms and there's a 70% chance you'll find a matching cryptocurrency 😂
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In case you haven't noticed, or maybe you just haven't informed yourself. Point 1 is simply wrong. Vitalik Buterin's public ETH wallet was used as a burn address for SHIB and AKITA. In other words, he didn't buy them, but they were given to him as a gift so that he could make stupid claims like "The founder of Ethereum owns a lot of $AKITA (really)" so that people would buy the coins because Vitalik himself is invested. He donated everything back then and let the coins collapse massively. It's your first point, so probably your most important one. Please inform yourself before you spread such fake news. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VynqkMMZyM https://www.theblock.co/post/104676/vitalik-buterin-donates-more-than-60m-to-charity-after-selling-meme-tokens-including-shiba-inu
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@Vic1 I was looking for that comment 👍
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@Vic1 Yes, I know, but he still owns some because he donated almost 70% to his own company and a project where 50% of the coins are owned by a single capitalist can never succeed because it discourages other institutions from investing money. In my opinion, meme coins are always a lot of FOMO, manipulation and money-making. Anyone who invests so much money that it ruins you is not an investor but a gambler. Meme coins are doomed to fail, so one little thing is enough for everyone to sell because nobody trusts them and everyone just wants to make a quick buck. Nowhere did I say you should invest, I even explicitly advised against it. The BONK rise of almost 7000% was also a complete joke and anyone who chases after it is simply greedy and will be punished. It's also called a lesson. Believe me, my first investment was Dogecoin at 56ct. People only become aware of it because institutions or the like suddenly move the price and nobody has had time to buy and now wants to rush in. I would never think of not taking profits on a rise of over 5000%. Akita Inu made over 20,000% last time, so there was enough time for everyone to get out. Institutional investors are buying right now, and it is interesting for them because the selling pressure from Valik is gone and prices are even lower. If the purchase volume increases tenfold and nobody reports on it, that is definitely a strong sign of confidence on the part of large investors. And they are the ones who set the prices, not the small fish. They are just trying their best but whales always make a profit. 2 whales could make constant money through math alone because one can buy while the other sells. If you understand that big players have to feed on e.g. stop loss orders because otherwise the price just explodes you can easily deal with it. Also I was hoping to maybe stop people from buying BONK after 6,000% parabolic rise. That's stupid but not when I openly talk about investing money in glittering garbage because that's exactly what I do.
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@Vic1 Today the coin has risen 18%. No, the reason to invest was hype
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@amazedLion33201 Can you answer the other questions? I want a source for your claim? Or are you making up what you like, you NPC
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@Vic1 You can just look in the old wallet. Search for Ping Pong Big Player Strategy on YouTube before you start making big noises.
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@amazedLion33201 search for "Vitalik sent 70% of Akita to his own company". Search for that before you spread fake news
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It's just a lottery ticket, that's all. Maybe you'll be lucky and some capital will rotate from the BTC profits into Shitcoins? The challenge will probably be to make the right exit.
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@Epi In the last bull run, the cryptocurrency completely outperformed everything else. With a $2,000 investment, the price would already move several percent with the current liquidity, as if a money-hungry Bitcoin whale would miss out on this after having to somehow realize his Bitcoin millions in profits.
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@Epi Also, don't forget that the Ethereum founder has so many of them and last bull run he made billions donating them to Ethereum. He profits from it when it goes up and you actually know what happens when someone with billions of assets is interested in something :D
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@amazedLion33201 Maybe you're right... But I rather suspect that BTC money will look for other asset classes outside the blockchain, e.g. gold or silver.
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@Epi We will definitely find out. A buddy of mine also has an Akita Inu. Only in puppy form I just had to buy it 😂.
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Where did you get it? 😅
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@Jant_o I have now bought it from BingX, but you can also buy it decentrally via Uniswap or any other decentralized exchange.
After the disclaimer, I was expecting a large sum! 😂 But some people buy a lottery ticket, others buy coins in the initial phase. Both gamblers! 😂
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🚀🚀🚀
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This is not good add something else if you looking for miracle still add more risky coins and sit back for celebration
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I am curious about btcetf coin there is just presale and will be published on dex in the next few days
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