@Dividenden-Penner A man goes to the citizen's office... Man: "Good day, I would like to be exempted from paying the GEZ fee, because I don't watch public television." SB: "But you have a device for it and therefore you have to pay." Man: "Okay, then I would like to apply for child benefit." SB: "But you don't have any children." Man: "Yes, but I have the device for it."