Donkey Diktator

@DonkeyInvestor

1Mon·

I'm definitely going to take it up a notch!

@Koenigmidas Will you come along and add some much-needed glamour, my king?

What are your hottest tips for Erfurt if you've got the cash to spare 🤑🤑🤑?

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FinanzMechaNik@FinanzMechaNikk

1Mon

Chardonnay from a paper cup—why not show off what you've got? 😎🤌

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

1Mon

@FinanzMechaNikk I would have preferred to drink it from my cupped palms, but of course, there's always room for more decadence

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1Mon

Coins for your poverty—it makes me sick. Stick with oats. @DonkeyInvestor

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

1Mon

@Smudeo It's the right one. Thank you.

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1Mon

Fiji Water on the station plaza. That way, low-income earners have someone to look up to while they wait for the bus.

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

1Mon

@ZPark91 I enjoy being a role model. It's a great idea and beneficial to society. I'm happy to do my part.

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1Mon

@DonkeyInvestor So selfless 🥹 Please don't forget to think of yourself sometimes, too ❤️

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

1Mon

@ZPark91 Unfortunately, I can't do that. But I've accepted my fate.

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1Mon

Currywurst and fries—red and white, nice and greasy—with Beluga caviar, but only from the 1-kg can. 👍

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

1Mon

@Zerax My mouth is watering

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🏊🏻‍♂️ • 🚴• 🏃‍♂️ Endurance Life@MozartsGeist

1Mon

Always these people who see everything in black and white! 🙄

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

1Mon

@MozartsGeist Good idea. Let's start with an Absolut Vodka.

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SGP@Koenigmidas

1Mon

Use that money to buy the most expensive coffee and tip the barista with the change. I've never been to Erfurt—next week I'll be in Swabia....

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

1Mon

@Koenigmidas Then it's about time you came to visit me

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SGP@Koenigmidas

1Mon

@DonkeyInvestor wo

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

1Mon

@Koenigmidas in Erfurt

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SGP@Koenigmidas

1Mon

@DonkeyInvestor What am I doing there?

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

1Mon

@Koenigmidas visit me

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Dividendenopi👴@Dividendenopi

1Mon

The Donkey Story of Till Eulenspiegel: The Bet—Till Eulenspiegel came to Erfurt and boasted that he could teach anyone to read and write.The Scholars’ Trick: The wise men wanted to outwit the prankster and gave him a donkey to teach, since there were supposedly plenty of them in the city.The Reading Experiment: Eulenspiegel accepted the challenge and set out a heavy, old book (a psalter), scattering oat grains between its pages. The donkey eagerly flipped through the pages with its snout to get at the oats. When the animal brayed “I-A” loudly, Eulenspiegel declared mockingly that the donkey had now learned to spell the vowels I and A. And behind City Hall, you’ll even find a monument featuring your friend Till and one of his fellow donkeys.

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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor

1Mon

@Dividendenopi That story really moved me to tears 🥹. Tell me more about it.

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