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Missed crypto news?

was there any news on crypto today that i missed and can't find or is it due to the poorer rating of the USA that it is picking up so much today?

7 Comments

Hodlinvestor@Hodlinvestor

1Wk

Elon has ignited the crypto rocket. Next stop Moooon

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Pope Donkey XXI@DonkeyInvestor

1Wk

@Hodlinvestor How did he do that? And doesn't he actually want to go to Mars?

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Erdbeermaus@Lumimyrsky

1Wk

@DonkeyInvestor he probably put on women's underwear printed with various cryptos

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Pope Donkey XXI@DonkeyInvestor

1Wk

@Lumimyrsky I thought he presented a cryptotruck and paralyzed it himself with a DDOS attack during a presentation

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Hodlinvestor@Hodlinvestor

1Wk

@DonkeyInvestor he's building a secret Nazi base on the far side of the moon with Tesla.
From there, he will most likely Nazify Mars with robots!
He just takes the first step before he takes the third 🫩

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Pope Donkey XXI@DonkeyInvestor

1Wk

@Hodlinvestor Okay, then I guess I'll have to sell my Bitcoin after all

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Tenbagger2024@Tenbagger2024

1Wk

See if 🍊 has perhaps posted something somewhere in the world that boosts crypto.

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