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⚠️Breaking News ⚠️ New community share?

A very long time ago, when it felt like the world was halfway okay, I had @RealMichaelScott had a "vision" and fetched @GoDividend and @Simpson on board to realize his "dream" of endless cash flow and profits that would reach to the moon.

Wind mills were to get the ruble rolling properly and the "start-up" $UKW (-1.17%) was "founded". We all had real motivation and drive and brought more and more people into the team. But at some point we also hit rock bottom. The budget got out of hand and instead of reinvesting the cash flow, we spent the money on donuts or drank it away in the Moe Tavern. And so it came as it had to come $UKW (-1.17%) has developed into the only true cash burner, rumor has it that it was also partly due to @DonkeyInvestor who ruined the reputation of the "company" with his constant 🆘. The rest is history.


But everyone deserves a second chance and so a second start up was created, through hard and honest work on the farm at $SFM (+0.04%) everyone will be rewarded in the long run😁


From now on, all hard-working farmers who can lend a hand can apply 😂👍 Whether you have a degree doesn't matter to us, the only requirement is that you have to participate in the "farm" and you are already committed 😂👍 Of course, it depends on how high your participation is and in which professional group you end up and it may well be that you first have to work your way up as a Pitchfork Manager 😂

There's no salary with us, it's all reinvested in the farm. However, you can sleep in the barn on the hay for free and everyone can help themselves in the fields and take carrots, cucumbers and tomatoes for free.

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How many shares do I get in return?

Lovely, brilliantly written and beautifully nostalgic. Since the store probably also has carrots, I'll support anyone who enters and mentions me in the activity with getquin coins.
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@DonkeyInvestor Thank you Donkey 🥰
Part with your precious Bitcoin and support our farm. With just 2 shares I'll get you the job as carrot accountant😂👍
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@Simpson no individual shares for me. Unless @Koenigmidas gives me some again
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I am keeping my $UKW position. Gendeke is also more likely to add more at the current prices. Wind power in the UK will continue to expand strongly in the coming years - this will only work if the wind farm operators are paid enough.
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@teschi yes me too
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I've been running my own little farm in the garden for many years with lots of fruit and vegetables, I even make my own fertilizer - you can't get more organic than that. And best of all, straight from the garden to your plate. Not shrink-wrapped in plastic, carted thousands of kilometers across the country, overpriced and then packed into my cargo bike between all the hip people paying with their smartphones.... Eggs are laid by the neighbor's chickens, meat and poultry from local farms I know personally. My wife bakes bread herself and I cook fresh every evening. So sorry, I'm out, no investment for me, good luck to you all. And @DonkeyInvestor, if you should lose money, a care package with fresh carrots 🥕🥕🥕🥕 is always ready for you
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@Dividendenopi That's the attitude that my wife and I have too. You grow your own fertilizer, especially in your own garden, and most people don't even know that. Vegetables from your own garden taste much better. I'm still investing (saving) a lot and then I'll probably move to Portugal. Everything grows even better there and you live more peacefully. Anyone who says Portugal is expensive doesn't know the country and watches too much YouTube. Best wishes to you two. 👋🏾😊
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"Drinking away the profits in Moe's Tavern" 😂
Maybe you shouldn't pay a 9% dividend either if you have no cash flow or any profits yourself. But you know what? I'll have a read of $UKW and maybe there'll be something in 2026 or 27.
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If the share wasn't so overvalued I would say, ok, I'll just become a carrot picker, but like this... no chance. You'll have to look for another company where everyone might put a share in their portfolio for fun. 😁
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Oh no, now I have to buy shares again 😅

I bought you back then, but at the moment I seem to have lost the run with the dear share
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@lawinvest I have to call off my "start up" there are no "applicants" so far 😂
But I am convinced of $SFM in the long term 😊
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So, is an engagement for the Getquin community? Next meme-stock? I'll take a closer look!🤓
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A new share in my portfolio? I always find that extremely difficult 🤔.
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Oh yes, FM has really taken over all of us.

After that, a smaller attempt can be made with $D05 - which was profitable but also failed.

Let's see what you can do now with $SFM.
But my budget is too tight to buy a job here 😅
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@GoDividend Won't achieve anything with SFM😂, the applicants aren't coming 😂 seems like I'm the only one invested here😅
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@Simpson Lonely farmer life
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