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Donkey Diktator
@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon·

Savings plan executed

But it's no fun. Let's see how much longer I can watch this tragedy.

23.04
iShares MSCI Wld Hlth Care Sctr ESG ETF USDD logo
iShares MSCI Wld Hlth Care Sctr ESG ETF USDD
Bought x158.38 at €6.314
€1,000.00
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TotallyLost@TotallyLost
5Mon
Things my wife says during sex...
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@TotallyLost at least during sex with you?
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TotallyLost@TotallyLost
5Mon
@DonkeyInvestor mostly yes.
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Jigglypuff@Jigglypuff
5Mon
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Wealth-Accelerator@Wealth-Accelerator
5Mon
@TotallyLost
Also nice in relation to the headline.
Sex like savings plan: always directly after receipt of salary 😉
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Klein-Anleger@Klein-Anleger
5Mon
@TotallyLost AHA 👀
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GHF@GHF
5Mon
@Klein-Anleger you are not yet of age and are now covering your ears 😉
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Klein-Anleger@Klein-Anleger
5Mon
@GHF too late, i googled what it is and now my phone is locked, it says something about inappropriate content or something... irony off
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Noob S.@Noobster
5Mon
@TotallyLost Your wife says "savings plan executed" during sex :)
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_EvD_@_EvD_
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SarkasmusSchlumpf@SchlaubiSchlumpf
5Mon
I prefer to invest in bedpans and Viagra. When the big crash comes with the collapse of the monetary system and the modern social system, I'll be top dog.
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FairValue@FairValue
5Mon
A lousy performance, but savings are still being made.
Is this somehow self-sabotage or why are they doing this?
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@FairValue I have no idea. Maybe out of tradition?
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FairValue@FairValue
5Mon
@DonkeyInvestor Tradition instead of commerce!
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@FairValue Did I read something about Merz?
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Dividendenopi👴@Dividendenopi
5Mon
@DonkeyInvestor nope, it's over, it's April
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@Dividendenopi Is this a joke?
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Dividendenopi👴@Dividendenopi
5Mon
@DonkeyInvestor You can neigh, even out of despair
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@Dividendenopi April April
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Epi@Epi
5Mon
Getquin says there is a dividend yield of 1.111%. I think figures like that are fun!
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@Epi at least more than in your wikifolio. But I'm seriously considering shifting the almost 50k in it to your wikifolio
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Epi@Epi
5Mon
@DonkeyInvestor So there are definitely no dividends with 3xGTAA!
Apart from that, I don't know if I'd like it so much if I were no longer the biggest investor in the certificate at some point. Then my ego might feel offended at having been overtaken by a donkey.

Not there too! 😳
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@Epi you probably have more than 65k in it
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Epi@Epi
5Mon
@DonkeyInvestor That's all right. My ego still feels safe. 🤞
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@Epi now I'm wondering if it's worth it to me to invest 250k just to hurt your ego
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Epi@Epi
5Mon
@DonkeyInvestor 150k would be enough at the moment. But you'll probably need 250k by the time you get that together. 😬
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@Epi you're just trying to provoke me so that I really do it and you get even more commissions
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Epi@Epi
5Mon
@DonkeyInvestor Great! Now you've caught me and hurt my ego and saved me 100k! 🫤
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Solitair@Solitair
5Mon
What is your intention in continuing with this?
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@Solitair I have no idea. Maybe out of tradition?
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Solitair@Solitair
5Mon
@DonkeyInvestor ok. I understand that. I feel the same way about the Riester pension.
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@Solitair I'm still saving them too 👍
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Wealth-Accelerator@Wealth-Accelerator
5Mon
Do you constantly include the two sector ETFs in your savings plans?
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@Wealth-Accelerator yo. But the savings are significantly lower than the current All World combination.
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GHF@GHF
5Mon
@DonkeyInvestor you've somehow become a philistine too
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@GHF or have I always been?
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GHF@GHF
5Mon
@DonkeyInvestor na used to vote green and have now ended up with the CDU, I would guess that you have become one😉
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Donkey Diktator@DonkeyInvestor
5Mon
@GHF true
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