Savings plan executed

Pinky and the Donkey · 2026-04-23T10:37:39.845082Z

But it's no fun. Let's see how much longer I can watch this tragedy.

TotallyLost@TotallyLost

4Mon

Things my wife says during sex...

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Pinky and the Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

4Mon

@TotallyLost at least during sex with you?

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TotallyLost@TotallyLost

4Mon

@DonkeyInvestor mostly yes.

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Jigglypuff@Jigglypuff

4Mon

@TotallyLost 😵

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Wealth-Accelerator@Wealth-Accelerator

4Mon

@TotallyLost
Also nice in relation to the headline.
Sex like savings plan: always directly after receipt of salary 😉

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Klein-Anleger@Klein-Anleger

4Mon

@TotallyLost AHA 👀

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GHF@GHF

4Mon

@Klein-Anleger you are not yet of age and are now covering your ears 😉

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Klein-Anleger@Klein-Anleger

4Mon

@GHF too late, i googled what it is and now my phone is locked, it says something about inappropriate content or something... irony off

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Noob S.@Noobster

4Mon

@TotallyLost Your wife says "savings plan executed" during sex :)

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_EvD_@_EvD_

4Mon

@TotallyLost 😂

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SarkasmusSchlumpf@SchlaubiSchlumpf

4Mon

I prefer to invest in bedpans and Viagra. When the big crash comes with the collapse of the monetary system and the modern social system, I'll be top dog.

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FairValue@FairValue

4Mon

A lousy performance, but savings are still being made.
Is this somehow self-sabotage or why are they doing this?

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Pinky and the Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

4Mon

@FairValue I have no idea. Maybe out of tradition?

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FairValue@FairValue

4Mon

@DonkeyInvestor Tradition instead of commerce!

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Pinky and the Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

4Mon

@FairValue Did I read something about Merz?

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Dividendenopi👴@Dividendenopi

4Mon

@DonkeyInvestor nope, it's over, it's April

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Pinky and the Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

4Mon

@Dividendenopi Is this a joke?

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Dividendenopi👴@Dividendenopi

4Mon

@DonkeyInvestor You can neigh, even out of despair

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Pinky and the Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

4Mon

@Dividendenopi April April

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Epi@Epi

4Mon

Getquin says there is a dividend yield of 1.111%. I think figures like that are fun!

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Pinky and the Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

4Mon

@Epi at least more than in your wikifolio. But I'm seriously considering shifting the almost 50k in it to your wikifolio

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Epi@Epi

4Mon

@DonkeyInvestor So there are definitely no dividends with 3xGTAA!
Apart from that, I don't know if I'd like it so much if I were no longer the biggest investor in the certificate at some point. Then my ego might feel offended at having been overtaken by a donkey.

Not there too! 😳

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Pinky and the Donkey@DonkeyInvestor

4Mon

@Epi you probably have more than 65k in it

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Epi@Epi

4Mon

@DonkeyInvestor That's all right. My ego still feels safe. 🤞

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