Anna · 2022-04-11T15:32:42.954518Z

If animals could invest, which species would have the strongest portfolio? 🤔

Dividende > Zinsen@GoDividend

2Yr

The sloth. Invest once and then hang out 😂

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Cathy@Cathy

2Yr

@GoDividend the ultimate buy and hold strategy, the way they hang around motionless 😅👍🏻

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1

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Fabzy ✨@Fabzy

2Yr

The Buy-And-Hold Turtle of course I correct: The Buy-And-Hold-And-Laser-Eye Turtle

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9

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Lightmixer@Lightmixer

2Yr

The giant Antarctic sponge 👌 lives to be over 10,000 years old and is thus destroying everything and everyone.

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6

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Nostradonkey💩@DonkeyInvestor

2Yr

Donkey

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2

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LOWIQ@lowiqinvesting

2Yr

@DonkeyInvestor You are lying

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Nostradonkey💩@DonkeyInvestor

2Yr

@deepmind Squirrel snout

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LOWIQ@lowiqinvesting

2Yr

Squirrels are good at hodling, I haven't heard that about donkeys yet

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Nostradonkey💩@DonkeyInvestor

2Yr

@deepmind you'll last a winter at most

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1

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Lucrash@KapriolenCapital

2Yr

The Leverage Lama

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2

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Staatsmann@Staatsmann

2Yr

Quokkas!
Anyone who can secrete cube-shaped shit can also exploit market timing by squaring the circle! 😂

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2

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LOWIQ@lowiqinvesting

2Yr

squirrel

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dxh1066@dxh1066

2Yr

One fish and here is the proof: https://youtu.be/USKD3vPD6ZA

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1

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Yassin@RisingAktie

2Yr

Miau

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1

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SGP@Koenigmidas

2Yr

Meerkats always come shooting out of the ground too 🙃

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1

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Meiners@Meiners

2Yr

The gq office dog! He only hears about finance all day 🐶

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1

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Anna@vnnvlsbth

2Yr

I also feel pandas full I must say.

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HorseWithNoName 🐴@Plossi

2Yr

Horse -> Icelandic -> period! 🐴🐎

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Gaylord@Gaylord

2Yr

blobfisch

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Tim@Meraxes

2Yr

Elefant -> Can remember all the price fluctuations and quarterly reports ;)

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C4R0@C4R0

2Yr

Adler.

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Felix@Investor_in_Jogginghose

2Yr

🐋

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Duzt2201@Duzt2201

2Yr

Nemo the Finfluencer

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