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Servus my dear โœŒ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ


These are turbulent times on the stock market๐Ÿ˜จ and if you are now at the beginning of your investment career, can hardly sleep๐Ÿฅต, every day doubts your strategy, ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ your brown panties pile up, mom scolds and no longer comes with the washing behind๐Ÿฅต, then welcome to


" ๐‡๐Ÿฉ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ'๐ฌ ๐‹๐ž๐ค๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ง๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐จ ๐๐จ๐ฌ " ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


There will also be maybe a bit of Spanish๐Ÿ˜‚ but it's worth it and this time it's about


"๐–‚๐–Ž๐–Š ๐–’๐–†๐–“ ๐–Š๐–—๐–‹๐–”๐–‘๐–Œ๐–—๐–Š๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐– ๐–‰๐–Š๐–“ ๐•ญรค๐–—๐–Š๐–“ รผ๐–‡๐–Š๐–—๐–‘๐–Š๐–‡๐–™ ๐–š๐–“๐–‰ ๐–“๐–†๐–ˆ๐– ๐–๐–“๐–†๐–‘๐–‘๐–๐–†๐–—๐–™๐–Š๐–— ๐•ต๐–†๐–๐–—๐–Š๐–‘๐–†๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–— ๐•ฌ๐–š๐–˜๐–‡๐–Ž๐–‘๐–‰๐–š๐–“๐–Œ ๐–˜๐–”๐–Œ๐–†๐–— ๐–†๐–š๐–‹ ๐•ญรค๐–—๐–Š๐–“๐–๐–†๐–Œ๐–‰ ๐–Œ๐–Š๐–๐–Š๐–“ ๐–๐–†๐–“๐–“"


If the above reasons apply to you, then you have made the first serious mistake, you invest the coal on which you are dependent soon, the even more serious mistake because you may have made, you do not invest but Zockt me your coal. That is irresponsible and if I look at some so a depot here๐Ÿง then you can only shake your head๐Ÿ˜ž, you should be ashamed of it๐Ÿคจ. have but a โค๏ธ for your mom๐Ÿฅบ


Every portfolio needs like a house a stable foundation and strong walls๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜, the minimum of 75% from a MSCI World or a fleet of thick ships, as inspiration first savings plans on Alphabet, Microsoft, Apple, Disney, Nike, CocaCola Johnson & Johnson, Procter & Gamble, JP Morgan, Visa, McDonalds. These companies have already made billions when we were all still in Pampers ๐Ÿ’ฉ and the chances that it will continue in the future and even much better are quite high. Of course, diversification is the be-all and end-all when investing, no matter what any maximalists tell you here ๐Ÿ˜‚ You can be totally convinced of an investment, but you must not overweight the position and invest only an amount with which you can sleep peacefully and you do not hurt the losses if something goes wrong. Personally, I have issued me with my depot very broad, can now sleep peacefully and the best thing is that I could reduce my panties consumption to one per day. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚


First of all, save your selected ships and ensure stability in your depot. Observe what this does to your psyche and emotions, automate the savings plans, do not look every hour at your prices and also at getquin it would be helpful not to look so often where there is panic virtually every second and the apocalypse is just around the corner ๐Ÿคฃ. Read instead rather books about finance and try to develop you further๐Ÿ˜‰

If you do this thing for 2 years and have a foundation, you will have completed your education. Congratulations โ˜บ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ You are now emotionally jaded as far as coal is concerned and you have grown little cojones ๐Ÿ˜‚plus you can finally put on the Pampers and fight the bear with me. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜

Also after the education you may not forget to invest 75% of your coal in foundation and walls ๐Ÿ˜‰ With 25% you may try your luck with growth stocks/cryptos or invite coke and hookers in the attic ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


Write me if I have forgotten something๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


Thanks a lot โœŒ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ

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Don't insult my overweight here that's bodyshaming!๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜†
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@Stewie ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘
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So it is โ˜บ๏ธ important lesson @ccf
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@Lorena thank you โ˜บ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ But I have disqualified myself by too many emojis ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Simpson ah, recognition value and all ๐Ÿ˜‚
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my brain is going crazy
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@Gaylord sorry ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I can do everything๐Ÿš€
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What does taco mean in Spanish?
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@Andreas1991 ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿค”
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