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Now to keep you all up to date on how things are going with the "management" of $UKW (-0,76ย %) Getquin, I am creating an overview here and will update it regularly, we all know there is an acute shortage of skilled workers and we are also desperately looking for new employees. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

We pay 1.93 pence per share every 3 months. Salary comes in February, May, August, November ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

In May there was a salary increase of 13% to 2.19 pence per share.

There will be a further salary increase of 14% in 2024 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


Greencoat UKW is a public limited company, the 10 largest investors "worldwide" are currently


๐Ÿฅ‡@PortfolioTrackerJO
22500๐Ÿš€


๐Ÿฅˆ@GoDividend
4151๐Ÿš€


๐Ÿฅ‰@InvestmentPapa
3250๐Ÿš€


@DaddysInvestDiary
3000 ๐Ÿš€

@dividendsearch 3000 ๐Ÿš€

@businesspepe
3000๐Ÿš€

@Simpson
2750๐Ÿš€

@teschi
2300๐Ÿš€

@TopperHarley
2250 ๐Ÿš€

@California_Dreamin
2222 ๐ŸŒน


Executive officers

CEO

@GoDividend
4151๐Ÿš€

Down-to-earth, relaxed, calm personified, I can't imagine a better CEO than this friendly family father.โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘

He has been part of the "hype" since the beginning๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜ ,

He proved his skills directly as Vice President,


Since 1.8.2023 our new CEO and will finally take $UKW to new spheres fรผhren๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


Chief Financial Officer

@InvestmentPapa
3250๐Ÿš€

For me he is one of the brightest minds on the market, with his often critical and serious opinion he brings many of us back down to earth and thus saves us from further disaster.โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘


Chief Operating Officer & Windmill Inspector

@California_Dreamin 2222 ๐ŸŒน

Our sunshine from England is the only person who can confirm that UKW is not a letterbox company and that the wind turbines actually exist ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


Institutional investor & Richie Rich of UKW

@PortfolioTrackerJO
22500๐Ÿš€

On February 15, 2024 we have the first institutional investor who has "massively" joined UKW. He will now ensure that all employees squeeze the last juice out of the wind turbines.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘


Chief of Investment & Analytic (thanks Stefan๐Ÿ˜)

@TheAccountant89 New to the team as a freelancer ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜

Here you can find his first job begutachtenโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘

https://app.getquin.com/activity/wrsdYFrLHz

Honorary Chairman

@RealMichaelScott

Founder of UKW ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘1 year as CEO successfully made UKW what it is today ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜

Career ended on 31.7.23 and his sheep are dry ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


Chief Security Officer & bodyguard of Chief Financial Officer

@TopperHarley
2250 ๐Ÿš€

Chief Party Officer

@Zackdela79
1220 ๐Ÿš€

Even though our motto is "Work Hard - Play Hard", the dividend parties are a must ๐Ÿ˜


Junior Vice President & Personal Manager

@Simpson
2750๐Ÿš€

Been there from the start and successfully twiddled my thumbs on the Supervisory Board.

After the personnel budget 22/23 got completely out of hand and the share price$UKW (-0,76ย %) course has come under massive pressure as a result, his first task will be to cut the positions.๐Ÿ˜


Salary Manager

@teschi
2300๐Ÿš€

He will now take care of our "salaries" so that they end up in our accounts down to the penny. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


Supervisory Board

@DaddysInvestDiary
3000 ๐Ÿš€

@dividendsearch 3000 ๐Ÿš€

@businesspepe
3000๐Ÿš€

@Nichthenri
2000 ๐Ÿš€

@Patrick-2800
1800 ๐Ÿš€

@Dr27589
1500 ๐Ÿš€

@ErwinPetersen 1200 ๐Ÿš€

@-RB-
1000๐Ÿš€

@ETFJUNKIE
963๐Ÿš€

@RealRose
873๐Ÿš€

@SchlaubiSchlumpf
800๐Ÿš€

@Rentner
777๐Ÿš€


Law & Order Officer

@lawinvest
700๐ŸŒน

If employees who have left sue us for severance pay or one of the wind turbines collapses and catches a cow or a donkey on the green pasture, we now have Sina on board ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜


Law & Order Assistant

@Specter
150๐Ÿš€


Security Service Crew

So that nobody secretly taps free electricity from our windmills at night, putting our dividend at risk ๐Ÿ˜

@Klambam
651 ๐Ÿš€

@MichaelPfalz
600 ๐Ÿš€

@meonmonday
600 ๐Ÿš€

@Swain
600 ๐Ÿš€

@Reinecke
600๐Ÿš€

@Psychedelic_Sunflower
700๐Ÿš€

@GreenWash
580 ๐Ÿš€

@Tabularasa
500๐Ÿš€

@npiontek
450 ๐Ÿš€

@financial_ninja_60
406 ๐Ÿš€

@Paddy011
375๐Ÿš€

@SAUgut77
350๐Ÿš€


Electric Manager

@1Chrischi1
700 ๐Ÿš€

We finally have an electrician in the team๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜ He will now ensure that the wind turbine doesn't go up in smoke but reliably supplies us with cash flow ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜


Chief Facility Manager

@Der_Dividenden_Monteur
150 ๐Ÿš€

As a fitter, he assembled all the windmills all by himself ๐Ÿ˜

Now as janitor, he will ensure that the windmills continue to run like clockwork. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


Facility Manager

@Zony
130 ๐Ÿš€

We've hit the transfer market and brought in a second janitor in Robert to strengthen our team so that our Kevin never has to work 80-hour weeks again ๐Ÿ˜


First Aid Manager

@Therealjim
450๐Ÿš€

In case you get dizzy from the cleaning crew or the managers faint from the high dividend ๐Ÿ˜


Cut the lawn manager

@CashDividendGamer

Not all wind turbines are offshore, there are also a few in the countryside. We spared no effort and expense and hired the world's best lawn mower driver ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜


Lawnmower
crew

@Sjet669
320๐Ÿš€

@AE23
295๐Ÿš€

@AlterMann
290 ๐Ÿš€

@Marcie
250๐Ÿš€

@Inosuke 250 ๐Ÿš€

@DividendenWaschbaer
225๐Ÿš€

@WienerGfrast
200 ๐Ÿš€

@Servus_Lea
200 ๐ŸŒน

@GuenDolf
200 ๐Ÿš€

@devnerd_daddy
200๐Ÿš€

@Aktienfabe
150 ๐Ÿš€

@Scepp
145๐Ÿš€

@DasistderWeg
134 ๐Ÿš€

@Invi_S
125๐Ÿš€


Gate Service Manager

@ginlos
146 ๐Ÿš€

This squirrel will personally scrutinize every bag to make sure no one steals extra dividends from us ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


Windmill Cleaning Manager

@Souli1984
166๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜

After months of hard work in the cleaning crew, he has more than earned his first promotion. He now gets a whip and will make sure the crew works even harder ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


Windmill cleaning crew

@LukeH
100 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@DerMartin
100 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@StnrFinn 100 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@Bklauz
100 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@MCS_1983
100 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@cito93
72 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@Philipp1100101
61 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@McCrispy
52๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@JakMuc
50 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@DividendenSchwabe
60 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@jh1987 59๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@Alefu
50 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@Durchschnittskunde
50๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


Dishwasher

@Dividenden_Landeier
48๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@Pogorausch 43 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@TJeff
43 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@Infinity
38 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@Shiya
23 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

@Divrich
20๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


Industrial Espionage Officer

@Heart

He has been awarded 100 shares in $GRP (+0ย %) and will provide us with secret information and make sure that we are always $UKW (-0,76ย %) is always a few steps ahead ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜


Saboteur

@cashmitkopf
400 $GRP (+0ย %)

He was hired to secure our margins. From now on he will sabotage the plants of our "competitors" so that we can sell our electricity at a higher price.



Advertising mascot

@RoronoaZoro ๐Ÿ˜

@HanslmGlueck ๐Ÿ˜

@Dan27 ๐Ÿ˜


Please write to me if I have forgotten one, the supervisory board has 10 places, if there are too many you will be promoted or demoted ๐Ÿ˜


PS. On the gif you can see the pioneers who dared to take the first step and joined UKW, on the left our founder and on the right our CEO๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

Don't worry, we're not taking off yet and there are still plenty of places available ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Just for the sake of completeness. I am currently at 310 shares. Tomorrow I may reload again, or set a limit. We will see. ๐Ÿซฃ๐ŸŒช๏ธ But in fact I will keep a watchful eye on the goings-on (NO investment advice and no guarantee for all other parties!) Have just read through again the semi-annual report from July. Therefore, also my decision for a further re-investment. But remain critical is the first rule!
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@InvestmentPapa thank you โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘
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@Simpson Limit set.
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@InvestmentPapa @Simpson @Der_Dividenden_Monteur @GoDividend that has then with the limit... ๐Ÿ˜…
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@InvestmentPapa why? Already performed?
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@GoDividend Nope. But seems to want to get up and go. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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As a facility manager, I would like to comment: We need more citrus cleaners
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@Der_Dividenden_Monteur Give the man all the lemon cleaner he needs! It has to be clean until it squeaks... maybe so slippery that the Prime Minister slips on her funny ideas. ๐Ÿคž
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@InvestmentPapa and WD-40 please.

"It'll grind in," said the fitter and drove off the yard/wind turbine
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@Divmann What is this picture with them
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@Divmann are we talking in the 3rd person now?

But the picture looks really funny ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Kundenservice ๐Ÿ†˜ Their logo is not a logo $WDFC
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@Divmann I'll pass it on
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So this is starting to take quite funny proportions here xD Bitcoin is ousted and now comes the Greencoat sect haha
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If you are still looking for reinforcement, I can apply with 465 pieces - tendency increasing, because small savings plan is running. Which, by the way, already a few months before the hype started here ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Whew, reading through this, I bought into the board for nothing, I can't keep up :D
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@RoronoaZoro Everyone can find a suitable position with us ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Simpson Facility Management: @RoronoaZoro ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Unsolicited application: 10 shares I hold at the moment, is there still a vacancy for a porter?
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Sharp 48 pcs. Thus, I could also pass for a cleaner.
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@Dividenden_Landeier you have the job ๐Ÿ˜
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Hey, we want to see the raccoons. ๐ŸŽต I would also like to be there with my 46 shares. Until I move up to the Supervisory Board, I can also imagine other jobs. Waste separation would be mine, for example ๐Ÿคค
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@DividendenWaschbaer hope the title fits ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Simpson fits perfectly ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜
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@Simpson I was told to report to the personnel department. I was quite nervous, but they only wanted to know the current status. I currently report 38 shares
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As I have been very pleased with the cooperation so far and the dividends have been paid regularly, I have decided to increase my shares further. I am now the proud owner of 1000 shares.
@Simpson
If you update it again as you have already done, you can be sure of my vote for another decade.
With this in mind - Merry Christmas to the workforce and think about a 13th salary for the employees. They have earned it by now.
Greetings from the Supervisory Board ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@-RB- Very beautiful ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Š

13 month salary sounds good, maybe we should set up a works council ๐Ÿคฃ but even without it you can be quite satisfied with special payments in February and a salary increase of 14% ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I will do the job of Facility Manager conscientiously and actively support @Der_Dividenden_Monteur. That way he can enjoy his vacation in peace and quiet. 80 hours are now a thing of the past ๐Ÿซ .

Just yesterday I oiled all the door handles in the office building so that I can get straight back to work on Monday.

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@Zony ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

Welcome to the VHF team Robert ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Š

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@Simpson I am currently with 301 shares ๐Ÿ˜ I would like to be the Stromberg among the shareholders ๐Ÿ˜‚ Someone has to get the cart out of the mud when things are not going so well. ๐Ÿคฃ
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Since 02.08. with it - but only 69 (nice) pieces - because in the savings plan. ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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@GreenWash Don't worry, you'll make a career with us ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
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@Simpson From dishwasher to CEO. ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Good evening, just a question are you all only in the game because there is a 5.49% dividend? Or what are the reasons? I am currently invested in Siemens Energy and Nordex, but there is little to no dividend๐Ÿฅด but the industry is ultimately the same / the same ๐Ÿ˜‰
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@RealRose Well, some build the mills and UKW takes a stake in the wind farms and regularly collects cash flow for the electricity produced.

Since my strategy is to increase my cash flow, it fits quite well into my portfolio. I estimate that UKW will continue to expand its holdings and increase its dividends, which according to the company profile should rise in line with inflation. The share is really not an insider tip where you can get rich in a few years, and has become a running gag here at getquin ๐Ÿ˜‚ but there's nothing wrong with investing in it and simply collecting regular dividends.โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘
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@Simpson therefore increased to 3000 units at the turn of the year
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@GoDividend ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Š
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Please add another crew member ๐Ÿ˜… @Simpson the @christian is also on board
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Advertising Mascot Officer? ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜… And I had already envisioned my place on the Supervisory Board so beautifully ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@RoronoaZoro Do we really deserve this? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@LukeH Phew, I'm going to save up and buy more in the next few weeks, I can't let that sit on me ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@RoronoaZoro @Der_Dividenden_Monteur I would offer myself as a motorboat driver, I have more than enough experience ;)
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@RoronoaZoro I actually just read that you want to sleep your way to the top ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@LukeH Unfortunately, the cast is largely not my cup of tea ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@RoronoaZoro then you have to fake it ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‚
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So, limit purchase is set! ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ˜
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Yes, I have a post! ๐Ÿคก
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Thanks for adding๐Ÿ˜ Together we'll get this thing all the way to oben๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ
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Have 100 shares. Do you need another one to scrub the floor?
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@Simpson A further 315 shares have been added to the custody account๐Ÿ˜Š Total now 600๐Ÿš€
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If you still need a company doctor, I would be happy to apply with my 200 shares ;)
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Thanks for posting @Simpson ๐Ÿ˜
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@Simpson thank you for the inclusion in the Top10 ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰ motivates me yes almost a little still a little to add ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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I am with 50 shares - will be expanded. I would like to apply for a mini-job. I am flexible and can be used anywhere. Through my experience in many areas, I am irreplaceable in their company. I would be very happy to an interview. Thank you.
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I guess there is a high number of undercover investors ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Have only 43 shares...is probably just enough to mow the lawn or the algae around the wind turbines...
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I would be there with 250 shares ๐Ÿ˜€
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Stocked up to an even 500 ..339 stk on 23.6. at 1,66โ‚ฌ ๐Ÿซถ please enter
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Only now found by a hint: 290 shares are in my depot. I make times the age president. Just smile nicely, eat appetizers and sip champagne
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@Simpson am now running at an even 225 ๐Ÿš€
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