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OpiniΓ³n para $UKW
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Now to keep you all up to date on how things are going with the "management" of $UKW (-1,23Β %) Getquin, I am creating an overview here and will update it regularly, we all know there is an acute shortage of skilled workers and we are also desperately looking for new employees. πŸ˜πŸ‘

We pay 1.93 pence per share every 3 months. Salary comes in February, May, August, November πŸ˜πŸ‘

In May there was a salary increase of 13% to 2.19 pence per share.

There will be a further salary increase of 14% in 2024 πŸ˜πŸ‘


Greencoat UKW is a public limited company, the 10 largest investors "worldwide" are currently


πŸ₯‡@PortfolioTrackerJO
22500πŸš€


πŸ₯ˆ@GoDividend
4151πŸš€


πŸ₯‰@InvestmentPapa
3250πŸš€


@DaddysInvestDiary
3000 πŸš€

@dividendsearch 3000 πŸš€

@businesspepe
3000πŸš€

@Simpson
2750πŸš€

@teschi
2300πŸš€

@TopperHarley
2250 πŸš€

@California_Dreamin
2222 🌹


Executive officers

CEO

@GoDividend
4151πŸš€

Down-to-earth, relaxed, calm personified, I can't imagine a better CEO than this friendly family father.β˜ΊοΈπŸ‘

He has been part of the "hype" since the beginningπŸ’ͺ😁 ,

He proved his skills directly as Vice President,


Since 1.8.2023 our new CEO and will finally take $UKW to new spheres fΓΌhrenπŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸš€


Chief Financial Officer

@InvestmentPapa
3250πŸš€

For me he is one of the brightest minds on the market, with his often critical and serious opinion he brings many of us back down to earth and thus saves us from further disaster.β˜ΊοΈπŸ‘


Chief Operating Officer & Windmill Inspector

@California_Dreamin 2222 🌹

Our sunshine from England is the only person who can confirm that UKW is not a letterbox company and that the wind turbines actually exist πŸ˜πŸ‘


Institutional investor & Richie Rich of UKW

@PortfolioTrackerJO
22500πŸš€

On February 15, 2024 we have the first institutional investor who has "massively" joined UKW. He will now ensure that all employees squeeze the last juice out of the wind turbines.πŸ˜‚πŸ‘


Chief of Investment & Analytic (thanks Stefan😁)

@TheAccountant89 New to the team as a freelancer πŸ’ͺ😁

Here you can find his first job begutachtenβ˜ΊοΈπŸ‘

https://app.getquin.com/activity/wrsdYFrLHz

Honorary Chairman

@RealMichaelScott

Founder of UKW πŸ˜πŸ‘1 year as CEO successfully made UKW what it is today πŸ’ͺ😁

Career ended on 31.7.23 and his sheep are dry πŸ˜πŸ‘


Chief Security Officer & bodyguard of Chief Financial Officer

@TopperHarley
2250 πŸš€

Chief Party Officer

@Zackdela79
1220 πŸš€

Even though our motto is "Work Hard - Play Hard", the dividend parties are a must 😁


Junior Vice President & Personal Manager

@Simpson
2750πŸš€

Been there from the start and successfully twiddled my thumbs on the Supervisory Board.

After the personnel budget 22/23 got completely out of hand and the share price$UKW (-1,23 %) course has come under massive pressure as a result, his first task will be to cut the positions.😁


Salary Manager

@teschi
2300πŸš€

He will now take care of our "salaries" so that they end up in our accounts down to the penny. πŸ˜πŸ‘


Supervisory Board

@DaddysInvestDiary
3000 πŸš€

@dividendsearch 3000 πŸš€

@businesspepe
3000πŸš€

@Nichthenri
2000 πŸš€

@Patrick-2800
1800 πŸš€

@Dr27589
1500 πŸš€

@ErwinPetersen 1200 πŸš€

@-RB-
1000πŸš€

@ETFJUNKIE
963πŸš€

@RealRose
873πŸš€

@SchlaubiSchlumpf
800πŸš€

@Rentner
777πŸš€


Law & Order Officer

@lawinvest
700🌹

If employees who have left sue us for severance pay or one of the wind turbines collapses and catches a cow or a donkey on the green pasture, we now have Sina on board πŸ’ͺ😁


Law & Order Assistant

@Specter
150πŸš€


Security Service Crew

So that nobody secretly taps free electricity from our windmills at night, putting our dividend at risk 😁

@Klambam
651 πŸš€

@MichaelPfalz
600 πŸš€

@meonmonday
600 πŸš€

@Swain
600 πŸš€

@Reinecke
600πŸš€

@Psychedelic_Sunflower
700πŸš€

@GreenWash
580 πŸš€

@Tabularasa
500πŸš€

@npiontek
450 πŸš€

@financial_ninja_60
406 πŸš€

@Paddy011
375πŸš€

@SAUgut77
350πŸš€


Electric Manager

@1Chrischi1
700 πŸš€

We finally have an electrician in the teamπŸ’ͺ😁 He will now ensure that the wind turbine doesn't go up in smoke but reliably supplies us with cash flow πŸ’ͺ😁


Chief Facility Manager

@Der_Dividenden_Monteur
150 πŸš€

As a fitter, he assembled all the windmills all by himself 😁

Now as janitor, he will ensure that the windmills continue to run like clockwork. πŸ˜πŸ‘


Facility Manager

@Zony
130 πŸš€

We've hit the transfer market and brought in a second janitor in Robert to strengthen our team so that our Kevin never has to work 80-hour weeks again 😁


First Aid Manager

@Therealjim
450πŸš€

In case you get dizzy from the cleaning crew or the managers faint from the high dividend 😁


Cut the lawn manager

@CashDividendGamer

Not all wind turbines are offshore, there are also a few in the countryside. We spared no effort and expense and hired the world's best lawn mower driver πŸ’ͺ😁


Lawnmower
crew

@Sjet669
320πŸš€

@AE23
295πŸš€

@AlterMann
290 πŸš€

@Marcie
250πŸš€

@Inosuke 250 πŸš€

@DividendenWaschbaer
225πŸš€

@WienerGfrast
200 πŸš€

@Servus_Lea
200 🌹

@GuenDolf
200 πŸš€

@devnerd_daddy
200πŸš€

@Aktienfabe
150 πŸš€

@Scepp
145πŸš€

@DasistderWeg
134 πŸš€

@Invi_S
125πŸš€


Gate Service Manager

@ginlos
146 πŸš€

This squirrel will personally scrutinize every bag to make sure no one steals extra dividends from us πŸ˜πŸ‘


Windmill Cleaning Manager

@Souli1984
166πŸ’ͺ😁

After months of hard work in the cleaning crew, he has more than earned his first promotion. He now gets a whip and will make sure the crew works even harder πŸ˜πŸ‘


Windmill cleaning crew

@LukeH
100 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@DerMartin
100 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@StnrFinn 100 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@Bklauz
100 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@MCS_1983
100 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@cito93
72 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@Philipp1100101
61 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@McCrispy
52πŸ˜πŸ‘

@JakMuc
50 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@DividendenSchwabe
60 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@jh1987 59πŸ˜πŸ‘

@Alefu
50 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@Durchschnittskunde
50πŸ˜πŸ‘


Dishwasher

@Dividenden_Landeier
48πŸ˜πŸ‘

@Pogorausch 43 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@TJeff
43 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@Infinity
38 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@Shiya
23 πŸ˜πŸ‘

@Divrich
20πŸ˜πŸ‘


Industrial Espionage Officer

@Heart

He has been awarded 100 shares in $GRP (+0Β %) and will provide us with secret information and make sure that we are always $UKW (-1,23Β %) is always a few steps ahead πŸ’ͺ😁


Saboteur

@cashmitkopf
400 $GRP (+0Β %)

He was hired to secure our margins. From now on he will sabotage the plants of our "competitors" so that we can sell our electricity at a higher price.



Advertising mascot

@RoronoaZoro 😁

@HanslmGlueck 😁

@Dan27 😁


Please write to me if I have forgotten one, the supervisory board has 10 places, if there are too many you will be promoted or demoted 😁


PS. On the gif you can see the pioneers who dared to take the first step and joined UKW, on the left our founder and on the right our CEOπŸ˜πŸ‘

Don't worry, we're not taking off yet and there are still plenty of places available πŸ˜πŸ‘

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Just for the sake of completeness. I am currently at 310 shares. Tomorrow I may reload again, or set a limit. We will see. 🫣πŸŒͺ️ But in fact I will keep a watchful eye on the goings-on (NO investment advice and no guarantee for all other parties!) Have just read through again the semi-annual report from July. Therefore, also my decision for a further re-investment. But remain critical is the first rule!
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As a facility manager, I would like to comment: We need more citrus cleaners
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So this is starting to take quite funny proportions here xD Bitcoin is ousted and now comes the Greencoat sect haha
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If you are still looking for reinforcement, I can apply with 465 pieces - tendency increasing, because small savings plan is running. Which, by the way, already a few months before the hype started here πŸ™ƒ
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Whew, reading through this, I bought into the board for nothing, I can't keep up :D
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Unsolicited application: 10 shares I hold at the moment, is there still a vacancy for a porter?
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Sharp 48 pcs. Thus, I could also pass for a cleaner.
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Hey, we want to see the raccoons. 🎡 I would also like to be there with my 46 shares. Until I move up to the Supervisory Board, I can also imagine other jobs. Waste separation would be mine, for example 🀀
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@Simpson I was told to report to the personnel department. I was quite nervous, but they only wanted to know the current status. I currently report 38 shares
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As I have been very pleased with the cooperation so far and the dividends have been paid regularly, I have decided to increase my shares further. I am now the proud owner of 1000 shares.
@Simpson
If you update it again as you have already done, you can be sure of my vote for another decade.
With this in mind - Merry Christmas to the workforce and think about a 13th salary for the employees. They have earned it by now.
Greetings from the Supervisory Board πŸ™‹πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
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