Now to keep you all up to date on how things are going with the "management" of $UKW (-1,23Β %) Getquin, I am creating an overview here and will update it regularly, we all know there is an acute shortage of skilled workers and we are also desperately looking for new employees. ππ
We pay 1.93 pence per share every 3 months. Salary comes in February, May, August, November ππ
In May there was a salary increase of 13% to 2.19 pence per share.
There will be a further salary increase of 14% in 2024 ππ
Greencoat UKW is a public limited company, the 10 largest investors "worldwide" are currently
π₯@PortfolioTrackerJO
22500π
π₯@GoDividend
4151π
π₯@InvestmentPapa
3250π
@DaddysInvestDiary
3000 π
@dividendsearch 3000 π
@businesspepe
3000π
@Simpson
2750π
@teschi
2300π
@TopperHarley
2250 π
@California_Dreamin
2222 πΉ
Executive officers
CEO
@GoDividend
4151π
Down-to-earth, relaxed, calm personified, I can't imagine a better CEO than this friendly family father.βΊοΈπ
He has been part of the "hype" since the beginningπͺπ ,
He proved his skills directly as Vice President,
Since 1.8.2023 our new CEO and will finally take $UKW to new spheres fΓΌhrenπ¨βππ
Chief Financial Officer
@InvestmentPapa
3250π
For me he is one of the brightest minds on the market, with his often critical and serious opinion he brings many of us back down to earth and thus saves us from further disaster.βΊοΈπ
Chief Operating Officer & Windmill Inspector
@California_Dreamin 2222 πΉ
Our sunshine from England is the only person who can confirm that UKW is not a letterbox company and that the wind turbines actually exist ππ
Institutional investor & Richie Rich of UKW
@PortfolioTrackerJO
22500π
On February 15, 2024 we have the first institutional investor who has "massively" joined UKW. He will now ensure that all employees squeeze the last juice out of the wind turbines.ππ
Chief of Investment & Analytic (thanks Stefanπ)
@TheAccountant89 New to the team as a freelancer πͺπ
Here you can find his first job begutachtenβΊοΈπ
https://app.getquin.com/activity/wrsdYFrLHz
Honorary Chairman
Founder of UKW ππ1 year as CEO successfully made UKW what it is today πͺπ
Career ended on 31.7.23 and his sheep are dry ππ
Chief Security Officer & bodyguard of Chief Financial Officer
@TopperHarley
2250 π
Chief Party Officer
@Zackdela79
1220 π
Even though our motto is "Work Hard - Play Hard", the dividend parties are a must π
Junior Vice President & Personal Manager
@Simpson
2750π
Been there from the start and successfully twiddled my thumbs on the Supervisory Board.
After the personnel budget 22/23 got completely out of hand and the share price$UKW (-1,23Β %) course has come under massive pressure as a result, his first task will be to cut the positions.π
Salary Manager
@teschi
2300π
He will now take care of our "salaries" so that they end up in our accounts down to the penny. ππ
Supervisory Board
@DaddysInvestDiary
3000 π
@dividendsearch 3000 π
@businesspepe
3000π
@Nichthenri
2000 π
@Patrick-2800
1800 π
@Dr27589
1500 π
@ErwinPetersen 1200 π
@-RB-
1000π
@ETFJUNKIE
963π
@RealRose
873π
@SchlaubiSchlumpf
800π
@Rentner
777π
Law & Order Officer
@lawinvest
700πΉ
If employees who have left sue us for severance pay or one of the wind turbines collapses and catches a cow or a donkey on the green pasture, we now have Sina on board πͺπ
Law & Order Assistant
@Specter
150π
Security Service Crew
So that nobody secretly taps free electricity from our windmills at night, putting our dividend at risk π
@Klambam
651 π
@MichaelPfalz
600 π
@meonmonday
600 π
@Swain
600 π
@Reinecke
600π
@Psychedelic_Sunflower
700π
@GreenWash
580 π
@Tabularasa
500π
@npiontek
450 π
@financial_ninja_60
406 π
@Paddy011
375π
@SAUgut77
350π
Electric Manager
@1Chrischi1
700 π
We finally have an electrician in the teamπͺπ He will now ensure that the wind turbine doesn't go up in smoke but reliably supplies us with cash flow πͺπ
Chief Facility Manager
@Der_Dividenden_Monteur
150 π
As a fitter, he assembled all the windmills all by himself π
Now as janitor, he will ensure that the windmills continue to run like clockwork. ππ
Facility Manager
@Zony
130 π
We've hit the transfer market and brought in a second janitor in Robert to strengthen our team so that our Kevin never has to work 80-hour weeks again π
First Aid Manager
@Therealjim
450π
In case you get dizzy from the cleaning crew or the managers faint from the high dividend π
Cut the lawn manager
Not all wind turbines are offshore, there are also a few in the countryside. We spared no effort and expense and hired the world's best lawn mower driver πͺπ
Lawnmower
crew
@Sjet669
320π
@AE23
295π
@AlterMann
290 π
@Marcie
250π
@Inosuke 250 π
@DividendenWaschbaer
225π
@WienerGfrast
200 π
@Servus_Lea
200 πΉ
@GuenDolf
200 π
@devnerd_daddy
200π
@Aktienfabe
150 π
@Scepp
145π
@DasistderWeg
134 π
@Invi_S
125π
Gate Service Manager
@ginlos
146 π
This squirrel will personally scrutinize every bag to make sure no one steals extra dividends from us ππ
Windmill Cleaning Manager
@Souli1984
166πͺπ
After months of hard work in the cleaning crew, he has more than earned his first promotion. He now gets a whip and will make sure the crew works even harder ππ
Windmill cleaning crew
@LukeH
100 ππ
@DerMartin
100 ππ
@StnrFinn 100 ππ
@Bklauz
100 ππ
@MCS_1983
100 ππ
@cito93
72 ππ
@Philipp1100101
61 ππ
@McCrispy
52ππ
@JakMuc
50 ππ
@DividendenSchwabe
60 ππ
@jh1987 59ππ
@Alefu
50 ππ
@Durchschnittskunde
50ππ
Dishwasher
@Dividenden_Landeier
48ππ
@Pogorausch 43 ππ
@TJeff
43 ππ
@Infinity
38 ππ
@Shiya
23 ππ
@Divrich
20ππ
Industrial Espionage Officer
He has been awarded 100 shares in $GRP (+0Β %) and will provide us with secret information and make sure that we are always $UKW (-1,23Β %) is always a few steps ahead πͺπ
Saboteur
He was hired to secure our margins. From now on he will sabotage the plants of our "competitors" so that we can sell our electricity at a higher price.
Advertising mascot
@RoronoaZoro π
@HanslmGlueck π
@Dan27 π
Please write to me if I have forgotten one, the supervisory board has 10 places, if there are too many you will be promoted or demoted π
PS. On the gif you can see the pioneers who dared to take the first step and joined UKW, on the left our founder and on the right our CEOππ
Don't worry, we're not taking off yet and there are still plenty of places available ππ